Where The Sun Doesn't shine

a terrible job at cupidding

"CHOCOLATE!!! CHOCOLATE!!! WAKEY WAKEY!! WAKEUP GRASSHOLE !!WE'RE BANANA SPLIT ROTTEN SMOOTHIES LATE!!!" It was like I was trying to bring a dead dinosaur back to laugh!!

"Shhh riles, let me rest in piece hotshot!! I'm sleepy" he shooed me away and his voice was followed by light snoring.

"Okay, listen up chocolate! We can do this the easy way which is you listening to me like a good bye. Or we could do it the hard way" I said while pulling the sheets off of him.

"I'd like the hard way babe" he said while smirking at me. Something tells me that he's in no mood of sleep anymore and is just messing with me. Well I guess two can play this game

"Alright boo bear! The hard way it is" with that I smirked and went out of the room.

I gathered every gooey stuff I could find in my---uhum I mean Reece's household and took it back to the room where Reece had continued his love making to the bed.

"Alright chocolate. Last warning, wakeup or face the consequences" no answer. Well I guess the hard way it is. With that first I poured ketchup on him. He didn't have time to process what happened when the ketchup was followed by mustard then by the BBQ sauce.

"The fu-----" I stopped him there by  pouring jelly "no cursing jelly belly" I smirked and threw the last spoonful of peanut butter on him.

"RILEY!!! I SWERW TO GOD!! I WILL KILL YOU!!! I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL AND IM COVERED IN ALL KINDS OF FOOD COVERING!! WHAT THE HELL IS-----" I stopped him yet again by pouring my last ingredient at him. THE CHOCOLATE CYRUP

"HEY REECE!! HERE'S SOME CHOCOLATE CYRUP FOR MY CHOCOLATE!! NOW BYEEEEE I HAVE SCHOOL. Clean up well okay?" With that I smirked at him and ran out of the house.I had told nick to pick me up.

"Hey Riley!! I'm on the phone with Luke!!!!" the brainless idiot said when I opened the door to his car and no surprise that he was talking to another brainless idiot of his kind.

"Hey puny brains!! How are you people!! AND HI LUKEY BEAR MY BABY BOO! THE CHERRY TO MY PIE!! " I said while teasing Luke with the idiotic or what he likes to call lame pickup lines

"Awwn thanks Kylie bear! You're also kinda the stars to my sun babe!!!" He said proving yet again the poor mentality.

"I promise you Luke. When I'll be making money my fist salary would be spent on getting you professional mental help followed by Nick's professional mental health" I smirked at nick and he just gave me the cute pout and said.

"Easy on the sarcasam tiger!" Luke was quick to back his brainless monkey up "yeah riles bear stop being a meanie!"

"I'm sorry guys, but what can I say , im just allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm. anyways lukey, what's the deal with you and zoe bro? Zoe won't talk about you somehow. Its crazy really. I mean she gets all flustered up! And all red, and you avoid her topic . I mean it just doesn't make se-----"but that exactly when it made sense to me!! And the realization hit me!

"OH SON OF FLYING FROZEN POPSICLE STICKS CRABBY PATTIES!!! YOU GUYS HAVE A THING FOR EACHOTEHR!!! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!YEEEEP!! I CAN IMAGINE ZOE BEING MY SIS INLAW!! YAY!!----" i was cut off by Luke himself

"Umm yeah whatever riles, I gotta go okay? Byeeeeee guys!! Do watch slongebob for me!!!" with the line was cut. I mean I could almost hear him blushing. Lol. As soon as the line was cut. Me and nick broke into

"LUKE AND ZOE.. SITTING ON A TREE! K I S S I N G!!" the rest of the car ride was filled with us singing this.

First period passed and I hadn't seen Reece yet! I wonder if he actually decided to ditch school but Mr.Mathews will never allow him to do that! Oh well "blah blah blahblah blah blahblah" I was lightly blah blah blahing the happy smurf song. While making my way to my locker.