Where The Sun Doesn't shine

i need to stop eating the stolen chocolates

"ITS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!! TURN AROUND!!! JUST THERR!! YUP JUST RIGHT BRHIND YOU!! WHAT YOU DONT SEE IT?? SERIOUSLY DORA!! YOU'RE A TERRIBLE EXPLORER! UGGH RIGHT THERE! ITS RIGHT OVER THERE--YEAH! OH YEAH THANK GOD! FINALLY YOUR EYESIGHT CAME BACK!"

Well let's just say that I had face timed Luke and my tablet was on the couch right beside me , and Luke had begged me to put on something good. Which according to him meant Dora the explorer.

So here I was in my house with a tablet beside me and my stupid brainless banana cells brother was watching Dora!! All the way from Afghanistan via screens?

"Luke cmon! I dont wanna watch this stupid show! This women pulls the last thread of my patience, I mean honestly what is wrong with her! One moment she's blind and the next moment she can spot annoying insects playing instruments!!" I was trying so very very very hard to maintain my chill.

"Shh riles let me watch, this is a new episode and you're distu---- OH NO! DORA LOOK OUT! SWIPER NO SWIPING, SWIPER NO SWIPING, SWIPER NO----" his trying to help Dora was cut off by me

"I swear to God sometimes I question the military's sanity for actually thinking you're a great officer" I rolled my eyes with a little laugh at the end

"Yeah keep rolling your eyes little sister, maybe you'll find a brain back there. Because I am an extra ordinarily amazing officer" he smirked at me

"Well for starters A.I'm not you're little sister, B.I do have a brain as a matter of fact, C.whatever helps you sleep at night lil brother" I wiggled my eyebrows at him

"Humph when did you catch Zoe's ABC bug" he added chuckling  "and besides, whatever you say riles does not change the fact that mom and dad only expected me because the only had a name prepared for a boy" ha! Evil evil evil brainless brother.

"As you have hurt my ego a little too much lukey bear, why don't you give me some juicy information on your crush on Zoe eh?". I was the one with the last smirk , leaving his speechless

"Pfft what crush,umm like uhh I don't like her like that, like what do you mean , huh nonsense! I should better get going now! I'm wanted on the field.Byeeee baby! Love you" with that said he started making gross inappropriate kissing voices just to annoy me. There was no trying to hide the fact that I had a very strong dislike for those.

"Huh meanie, byeeee" I stuck my tongue out and hung up! And went to sleep.

Well I was trying to go to sleep now. Apparently what happened was that it was 9 in the morning in Afghanistan and Luke thought it would be a good idea to call me while it was 2 am Here and I was soundly asleep. But I eventually woke up by his bajellion calls. And now sleep was no where near me.

Might as well go to my neighbors and wake chocolate up! I didn't wanna look like a stupid to Mr. And mrs.Mathews by ringing the door bell. So being my intelligent self I decided to take the window and climb through Reece's window.

our houses were made very close to each other so I decided to take the roof. My plan was to go from my roof to Reece's roof and then from his roof to his room. In short I had no idea what I was about to do and was risking a healthy amount of my bones.

Well I don't know how? But I somehow managed to get up on chocolate's roof. Now I just had to go through his window.

And now I found my self standing at his window scrouching very very weirdly and unlady like. I still can't believe how I'm standing here in one piece. Trying to balance myself with both my feet and a hand I pushed my other hand to open the window but it didnt budge.

Huh? Why though? oh shrekly sharkles sparkling candy lights!!! His window is locked! Well what am I supposed to do now!  So being the only logical thing in my situation, I started loudly banging on his window!