I dont know a perfect person.
I only the flawed people who are still worth loving.
_john greenVery true. Thats exactly how I've learned to love people the way they are. Not fake. Not plastic. Just themselves. No betrayal. No hatred. No lies.
My trail of beautiful and very mature train of thoughts were broken by Luke's stupid banging on my door.
"OPEM UP RILEY!! OPEN UP! IT'S A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH!! YOU NEED TO LET ME IN!! AAAAAH ITS HAS STARTED!! THE APOCALYPSE IS HERE------" he was cut off by me opening the door for him.
"Wow Luke I was thinking I looked ugly but then i saw you" I finished with a smirk. He just stuck his tongue out to me.
"What do you want loser?" I decided to finally ask the brainless idiot why he decided to show up at my doorstep!
"HAAAAH RILEY!!! I'M GOING BACK TODAY YOU HEARLESS PERSON!!! I LEAVE AT NIGHT SO WE HAVE ALL DAY!!! GET OUT FROM BER AND PREPARE YOURSELF TO HAVE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE!!!"
with that he left me. Well like I said you can always count on by pea brain brother to malfunction your brain's thinking and processing property.
after changing I went downstairs to do breakfast and was greeted by the site of Emma and nick being their very gross cute sappy selves while Luke was singing barbie girl at the top of her lungs. And chocolate and Zoe looked like they were two seconds away from ripping out my brother's vocal chords and feeding then to the non existent cat!
I went down stairs in my full glory but of course my glory wasn't coordinating with my brain so I made my appearance with a loud thud tripping over the last stair.
Everyone turned around and chocolate was the first one to break out in a full very unattractive Laughter which was followed by everyone except emma. She just giggled and then came to me to help.
After glaring at them for a good 10 minutes or so I went to take the breakfast.
"Hey Riley. Do you want this drink? Cuz I like it a-latte" chocolate was the first one to pull off the lamest pun. He smirked at me cheering his latte.
"Well not really. Because I dont carrot all" I winked back at him munching on my carrot.
"okay so you wanna play this game huh? Bring it on" nick was the one to start this stupid game. That believe it or not lasted for the whole day.
"I really like this lamp dude! It just lights me up" we all laughed at that. not because it was funny. No. But because that was honestly the lamest thing ever!
"Nick honey you're proof that God has humor" BURN!!!! I already knew Zoe would slay this game.
"You're like Monday Zoe. Nobody like you" only chocolate could be this cool to fire something at Zoe.
"Well thats cute Reece. But the last time I checked, I was human not a mirror" BURN!!! YES ZOE!!
"Okay wait I'm thinking...." Gaaah Reece!! I face planed myself! He just ruined the game.
But of course i was immediately there to rescue.
"Oh don't let your mind wander honey, it too small to be out by its own" chocolate just smirked at me.
"Oh you wish riley. we both no I have an amazing everything! I mean just look at this" he said gesturing towards his body.
"Okay chocolate, I admit it. You're in good shape. But...... Unfortunately ITS THE WRONG ONE! BURNNNN"
And this is how we wasted 3 hours. Just at home. Making up stupid comebacks and puns.
At last tho we divided that we should go out for lunch or the mall or SOMEWHERE!
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Where The Sun Doesn't shine
HumorMeet Riley sangster who personally thinks that she needs to leave this planet before all the idiots here find a way to blow it up! Riley is all kinds if crazy . she's fun she's sarcastic , she's reckless, she carefree but most importantly she's kind...