Where The Sun Doesn't shine

THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS HERE!

"NICK I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL KILL YOU!! I ALREADY HAVE A DAMAGED HEAD AND YOU ALREADY HAVE A DAMAGED BRAIN! I DON'T WANT OUR CONDITIONS TO GET ANY WORSE" yes. i was screaming at the buttface air head.

"HUSH CHILD!! WE NEED TO GET TO THE DOCTOR QUICK AND GET HOME ON TIME SO I DON'T MISS THE NEW SPONGEBOB!!" this was Nick's dumb reply

"FOR THE BAJELLIONTH TIME I TOLD YOU IM OKAY! I HATE HOSPITALS REMEMBER! I'LL PASS! LETS JUST GO HOME I'LL PUT SOME ICE ON IT!"

"YOU SURE RILES!!?!" Ge shouted back
"YES! BUT WHY ARE WE SCREAMING!?" i asked out if curiosity

"WE'RE PRACTICING AS TO HOW WELL ARE WE GOING TO COMMUNICATE DURING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! DUH" i face palmed at his stupid reply

"You know nick. Some people aren't just missing the odd screw.THE WHOLE FREAKING TOOLBOX IS GONE!" he just shrugged and i face palmed myself yet again. I swear this man will be the death of my forehead because of the amount of times he makes me faceplam myself

Anyways...we finally reached nicks house. And i got some frozen peas to put on my head and nick launched himself on the couch turninh the tv on.

"Okay now listen Nick...about the allergies i was gonna tell you about. Well I'm not quite sure what they are. First i thought it was from the milk. Then i thought it was from the stolen chocolates but turns out....it was none of those. I think i might be allergic to--" i was about to say chocolates name when the devil himself walked in. And i facepalmed myself again.

Nick gave me an understanding look saying we'll talk about this later. i sighed and layed back on the couch after giving an annoyed smile to reece.

"What's gotten into your pants hotshot. WHY SO COLD MY DEAR!" i pass him anotger annoyed smile and busy myself on my phone.

"ARE YOU SERIOUSLY NOT GONNA TALK TO ME RED CHEEKS!! WHAT THE------ wait what happened to your head?" With that he burst in a fit of laughter. Such conciderate friends i have. Such kind , lovind and caring souls...NOT!

I took my time frowning and glaring at him until he finally recovered from his laughing asthma and came to sit by my side.

"Ouch does it hurt you clutz" he said poking mh head. I glared at him once more.

"Ofcourse not donkeybutt. It feel like someone gave me a good massage with a hammer trying to get a fat ass like yours inside my head. feels pretty good if you ask me" i said glaring at him. My words dripping with sarcasm.

"Okay okay keep a low grip on the sarcasm please. Seriously what happened tho. Did you get it checked? Do you have a concussion? Did you take medicine? Does it still hurt? Did you fall from a tree? Did a bull hit you in the hea----" WHAT THE ACTUAL FROG PANTS!?!

"Okay imma stop you there chocolate. No i didn't get it checked. And no i don't have a concussion, well not a big one. And yes i took medicine. And no it doesn't hurt that much anymore. and no i didn't fall from a tree anc no i didn't get hit by a bull. I mean are you insane why would i be doing with a bull? Dancing? Singing? Making love?" I shook my head and chocolate and nick both burst out laughing.

"HA! MAKING LOVE TO BULL! GOSH YOU SURE ALOT OF BRAIN CELLS AND AND GREW ALOT OF LUKE AND NICK CELLS" chocolate said putting his head back while laughing.

"HEY! I'M RIGHT HERE REESE WITHERSPOON!" this tims i was the one laughing my butt off.

Meanwhile zoe burst in from the front door holding Emma's hand and alot of shopping bags in her hand. Huh ditcher much. They went shopping wothout me. Well its probably because i was just gonna whine and eat a tonne shit of food and then whine more and then eat and well you get it, if i went with them.