Where The Sun Doesn't shine

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE JUST PEE ON HIM!

"I SCREAM! YOU SCREAM! WE ALL SCEEAM ICE CREA---"

"I SWEAR TO GOD NICK IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!!! I WILL ARRANGE A MURDER FOR YOU AND PAY THE GUY WITH YOUR DAMAGED VOCAL CHORDS AND TELL EVERYONE YOU WERE EATEN BY THE HUNGRY ELEPHANTS!!" Zoe was quick to shut nick up!

So as if the last visit was not enough! We were going to Reece's grandma's beach house again. This time with Luke! Oh and another uninvited guest was coming along this time. Wanna know who? Oh I'll just let her speak

"Ughh Reece baby! Its been forever! When are we gonna reach..... I'm soooooo tired!" Yes ladies and gentlemen it was MS.LONDON PORN!!

So apparently what happened was that London's grandma was bestest of friends with Reece's grandma and so blah blah they talked London probably begged her grandma and so now!!! She was with us and this car ride couldn't be more annoying oh wait it could be..

My trail of thoughts was again broken by Luke's stupidity, "I GOT THIS FEELING INSIDE MY BONES!! IT GOES ELECTRIC WAVY DANANANAN I DONT KNOW THE SONG! BUT IMMA STILL SING IT! JUST IMAGINE JUST IMAGINE!! Nanananananana JUST DANCE DANCE DANCE-----"

"I SWEAR TO GOD LUKE IF YOU DON'T SHUTUP!!! ILL CUT YOUR MANHOOD OFF AND GIFT IT TO YOU AT OUR ANNIVERSARY!!" Zoe was there for my rescue again! I could always count on her for this!

"Geez babe calm down! If you cut off my manhood then what will yo-------" eww I didnt need to hear his inappropriate talk so I cut him off

"BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH NOBODY NEEDS TO KNOW WHAT YOU AND ZOE DO LUKE!!PLEASE SPARE MY INNOCENT EARS!" Reece was quick to shamelessly laugh at me.

"Uggh shut up Riley your voice is annoying me. I'm trying to sleep" London was being her pathetic self the whole ride.

I feel like I haven't ever heard her say one sentence which doesn't start with 'ugh' !!?!
I mean I don't even get it, what does this woman even have against me!

"Can you please shut up ms.porn leave my poor baby sister alone" huh he means his elder sister!

The rest of the ride was spent with nick and Luke crossing the normal human stupidity line and Zoe killing them bajellion times with her words, while London was 'trying' to sleep.

Me and Reece on the other hand were well trying to just live in peace. Reece was totally ignoring everything and concentrating on driving while I was whining like London porn to make everyone shut up!

WE HAD ARRIVED! WE'RE FINALLY HERE! We all came out of the car so dramatically. Thanking the gods above that the hell ride had ended. I dropped to the floor kissing it because I was just that Happy!

My lovemaking with the floor didnt last long until Reece pulled me to my feel immediately just so I was greeted with everyone including chocolate's grandma looking at me weirdly.

I just gave them all a nervous smile and brushed nonexistent dust off of my shoulders.

London was quick to break the awkwardness and rushed into chocolate's grandma's arms.

"oh hey grandma! So good to see you! I know I'm just like your own daughter! My grandma mentions alot about you! Oh and also im best friends with Reece baby. just like you and grandma. Maybe when we get older. Reece and I could have lovely babies an--------"

"Woahhhh easier there cakeface. Chocolate is not having any babies with you! He doesn't even like you. So why don't you just back o------" I didn't hesitate to stop her wrong assumptions

"Oh and you think he'd settle for a girl like you? When he can get me. oh you're so delusional and tiny" she did a cheeky laugh calling me tiny