Where The Sun Doesn't shine

oh snap! he's friends with the chocolate

"ARE YOU READY KIDS!!! AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!!" my brother screamed at the top if his lungs.

My mind was still drifting to the events that occurred today. I gave my brother a disgusted look .

" oh cmon sissy bear.. I promise you he won't kill you whoever it is because trust me I've tried. and nothing can kill you " he finished with a snarl.

"Thanks bro makes me feel loads better that my brother has done everything to kill me" but I still love him though.

When I came back from school I told Luke all about the incident and he couldnt stop laughing at that .

" yeah yeah sis you love me!! I mean come on who wouldn't admire this attractive piece of art" he finished gesturing towards his body with a smirk

" you think you're hot lukeeyy bear? The only thing you can turn on is a microwave" I finished with a smug look on my face.

He replied with pouting and sticking his tongue out. Real mature!!

"Anyways I'm off to the mall I need some girl accessories" he started laughing at that.

Dont get me started in the girl accessories part. Its kinda an inside joke really.

" yeah sure byeeee oh and BTW my friend is coming over" he said turning the volume of the TV up again.

I was looking through all the different glass doors at the mall. None if them attracting me until I saw that one shop that everyone digs!!

No not Victoria secret you idiots . Im talking about Ben and jerrys!!!!

With that I ran towards the love of my life to be united for eternity. That is before I bumped into someone

"I'm sorry--" I looked up and stopped when I found it was the ABCD girl from the morning

"I'm not sorry actually " I said with laughter

",you look like a dinosaur puked on you honey" she actually didn't look like that. come to think of it she was VERY PRETTY. beautiful even. but I wouldn't admit that OBVIOUSLY. she was mean to me just hours ago.

"and you're  the girl who kicked the famous Mr.Reece Mathews eh?"

I gave her an innocent smile

" well guess what chica. Riley right? Well Riley I have a feeling you and I are gonna be the greatest of friends" she said with humor

"umm okay? I'm really confused though because just two minutes ago you hated my guts" I said unsure

"well that all changed when you kneed Reece Mathews" she said still laughing

"okay? But didn't you tell me to stay away from him and also you said you rule the school also you told me to stay away from you" I pointed out very very confused.

" I know I know thats because A. hate Reece Mathews and I didnt want yet another girl gushing over him , B. I run the school as an our queen bee miss London star thinks that she own it so yeah I wanted a new bee to know she's wrong and C.I was pissed so I didnt wanna talk to anyone , D. I----"

I cut her off "okay calm down girl you really like to point your ABCs huh? Well I actually thought you were the oh so famous miss popular" I said

" oh no don't get me wrong . I am a miss popular but I come in the cool kids category not the you know who category" she sod with full enthusiasm

" so your like Spike from tom and jerry?" I asked .

"yaaas!! Exactly well anyways I'm Zoe" she extended a hand which I gladly took

"and I'm Riley" I said

"well duh? Everyone in the school knows that" she said with glitter in her eyes like she had accomplished something big And is trying to control her laughter

",OK seriously tell me what's up with you!!" I asked yet again and this time she just burst out laughing and replied

" well its not everyday that your douche of a stupid cousin who is admired by every girl and I mean every girl from grandmas too babies, gets kicked in the balls with the new girl in town" she completed still laughing

"well I must admit that is kinda funny. a new girl kicking the jerk ass liked by everyone grasshole and he's your cousin wait WHAT!!! HES YOUR FLIPPING COUSIN!!?!"

now we both were full on laughing like total maniacs in front of Ben and jerrys

"I know right " Zoe said

time passed and we eventually finished our ice cream a that we decided to take . we actually talked alot she's a really fun and weird person to be around but I think imma keep her she's my type of friend.

Sadly Zoe had to go somewhere so we decided to head back home and bid our good byes after exchanging numbers.

What a day I thought to myself.

I reached home parked the car and opened the door to my house and shouted at the top if my lungs.

"HONEY IM HOME!!!" I finished in a sing song voice and made my way to the living room skipping all the way until I fell down tripping due to seeing a particular someone I wasn't expecting....

I looked up with a nervous yet trying to be innocent smile

" hey lovely stranger!!! How are ya doing buddy? Youre looking great" I said nervously.

" YOU!! IM GONNA KILL YOU !! YOU FREAKNG IDIOT!! WhO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE HUH?? YOU FU---"

I cut him off sharply

" hey watch it hot head!! No cursing in this house"

he was glaring at me so hard that I was sure he had already killed me twice and attended my funeral 70 times!! YIKES!! NOT A GOOD SIGN . THINK RILEY THINK!!

luckily my not so beautiful brother butted in from the kitchen and sliced the thin " I WANNA KILL RILEY" tension

"oh hey riles!! Meet my friend Reece . Reece this is my sister Riley" he introduced us .

WHAT THE FLIPPING FRIED BANANAS!! HES THE OH SO WANTED FRIEND!!?! . with that cutting my thoughts Reece shouted

"SHES YOUR SISTER MAN!?! SHE'S THE GIRL WHO KICKED ME !!"

I think that's when the realization hit my stupid brainless brother and he fell down laughing clutching his stomach which I gladly ignored looking unsurprised

" YOU GUYS HAHAHAHA OMG!! RILEY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS MAN!! HAHAHA I CANT BELIEVE YOU GOT KICKED BY MY VERY UNFIT OF A SISTER!! HAH---" I didn't let him finish

"hey! Who you calling unfit? Idiot!!" my reply was Luke's disgusting very not pleasent sounding laughter..

" IM GOING HOME LUKE!! AND YOU LISTEN UP MS.RILEY SANGSTER!! THIS IS NOT OVER!!"

with that punybrain left. and shortly after I went to bed . but there was one thing on my mind

MY BROTHER IS FRIENDS WITH THE CHOCOLATE .

dont get me wrong but I'm pretty sure that his parents were obsessed with reeces and wanted a girl but when they had a guy they just decided to name him FLIPPING REECE MATHEWS!! well things aren't looking very bright for me ...