Where The Sun Doesn't shine

the sharpay evans image!

"DADA DIDI DODO DA DODO!! DADA DIDI DODO DA DODO! OH DODA DAIN"nick as usual was being a complete monkey brained idiot yet again making me pity the number if his brain cells

"I SWEWR TO GID NICK IF YOU DONT SHUT UP RIGHT NOW! I WILL RIP OFF YOUR VOCAL CHORDS AND STAPLE YOUR MOUTH ALL THE WAY UP TO YOUR EARS!! YOU'D LOOK SO UGLY ,EVEN VOLDEMORT WOULD CONSIDER PASSING SOME OF HIS BEAUTY TO YOU!!!" Zoe wasn't hesitant to stop him!I mean I need to admire Zoe's absolute amazing beautiful insults

"You're just jealous because I've been blessed with a wonderfully attractive voice I'm addition to my devilioushly handsome good looks" nick clapped back at Her while sticking his tongue out.

"Keep dreaming hon but seriously we all know that the only thing you can turn on is a microwave.... Actually no, I'm sorry my bad bub!! You cant even turn that own" honestly I dont think I could ever get tired of nick and Zoe's banter..

We were yet again at the cafeteria table. I was busy stuffing my mouth with every piece of food I could find on this table, while nick and Zoe were trying to win the contest of who-can-roast-the-other-one-better and lastly Emma and Reece were talking about something in a very low voice while Reece was just giving Emma one of his signature douche bag smirks while Emma was just blushing wildly..

I didn't have enough time to gat Happy about my excellent job at cupiding. And celebrating my Victory over the whole get Reece a girl friend when suddenly my trail of thoughts was thrown Of the the effing Hogwarts when ms.porn decided to walk towards our table

"Oh hey Riley!!I see your still sticking around here," she stopped to glare at me as in signakky me to leave-while-i-still-can? Huh?Why would I leave? Oh!! That stupid threat lol. She actually thought I'll put some mind to it.

"Well of course I'm still stickinh around horse face,I mean why wouldn't I be?I love love love love these people and mist importantly I love love love hanging around with mg lively neighbor eh?won't you agree the chocol--uhum I mean Reece is lovely" I asked her with the most sweetest yet sassiest expressions I could muster up!

"Uggh now you're neighbors with him, you ugly bit-----" surprisingly enough it was not me who cut her off, it was emma?

"Hey! Stop being mean to Riley!! You're being a very bad person and last time I checked there was a neetly drawn fine line between wearing makeup to look pretty and to look like a clown. And you darling will make a beautiful joker's sister!" Emma finally finished leaving us all shocked!!!

"Ohhhhho hahahahahahahahhhahahahahha oh my ticking tocking socking pots!!!! Emma just roasted you!! God this is just too. much hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha" it was Zoe who fell to the ground first while clutching her stomach followed by me very soon then by the chocolate himself , while nick took it to a whole new level and claimed the table.

Emma just stood there shyly apologetically looking at london, "I'm really sorry London! I came of a little rude bit you seriously need to stop being so mean to everyone.I'm so sorry really , I didn't mean to----" reece was quick to stop her stupid and pointless apology. I mean she didn't need to apologize. All she said was the truth.

"Uhuhun dont apologize emma, what she does is completely wrong and your saying the truth and for once speaking your mind out! And I'm soo flipping proud of you!!" I mean I couldn't even....eeeeeeppp my plans working now he's supporting the chick!! Yay yay yay yay imma win the bet!!

London just left with a whiny face and if I had been even a Teensy second late I would have missed the single tear roll down her face... What's that? Do I feel bad? Pfft no I don't! or do I? Did I cross the limit? I made a person cry. I mean DAMN IT!! SOFT HEART!

My train if thoughts was cut off by Nick's annoying voice "geez , wow Emma didn't know you had it in you" he finished by winking at her at the end "umm no, thats okay, I actually feel bad, I should go apologize to her really" Emma replied very cutely

"What? Jeez no! She was very mean to me once, she took my pen back in eight grade and never returned it!! I'm still ticked off at that" nick told her with all seriousness, AMD she literally bieleved her with all seriousness.

"and this is why I advise you to seek professional mental health my friend. And there goes the bell..." Reece told nick while patting him on the shoulder and leaving for the next class upon hearing the bell. Everyone eventually stood up for leaving.

Reece and I were going to literature when I remembered something "hey chocolate! Why don't you go ahead and I'll cathup , I just have some stuff to do," I excused myself and left before he could reply

And here I was standing in the girls bathroom! Ughghh this conversations with myself ain't helping!! Dang it!

Nice Riley: apologize to her you made her cry.
Mean/cool riley: pfft what? No! She deserved it!
Nice Riley: Riley you know I'm right!
Bad Riley: no I'm right! And you know it
Nice Riley: no---

    "Stop! Stop! Stop! Can you both shut up!! Someone needs to duck tape your mouth I mean----" I stopped when I saw to guys looking at me like I had gone crazy? Why? Oh!! I was taking to myself out loud, yikes? I gave them a confident look

"Umm what are you boys looking at? Umm I'm talking with a Bluetooth device And my children are fighting over the last piece of pizza at home, and so yeah, now run along you two. A mom's job just never done!!" I finished a little nervously. The boys gave me one last weird look like I was an alien speaking alien.

Anyways listening to my sensible self and my mean side , I came up with a plan . I'll just secreatky apologize to her. so I wrote a simple sorry on a piece of paper and slid it in the bathroom I thought she was.And went to my English class 30 minutes late might I add

"umm may I come in sir?" I asked nervously standing at the. door with half the class looking at me, and me looking at half the class sleeping "oh yes, yes ms.sangster please do come in, So good you could finally make time in your busy scedual to join us" he said glaring daggers at me..

I came in and took a seat next to chocolate . I was about to look for a pen when his voice cut me off "so how'd you do it?"

"Do what?" I asked very confused, "you know apologize to her?" He asked casually . whoa wait what!!?! How? What? "well shrimp!! How'd you know!! Pfft no! I wasn't-- psssht I wasn't gonna apologize to her hahaha i love your humor"

"Geez Riley at least give me some credit! I've known you for over 7 months now? And I no this much that you ma lady are the biggest softie I've ever met!! Bigger than Emma actually!! Haha" he finished off laughing.. What the hell!!?! I really need to arrange a phycatrist session for him , nick And Luke!!

I just frouned at him and concentrated on MR.honkey pants! Soon the class was over and we could finally go back home, we bid our good byes and I went with Reece.we reached home and before he could go off to his room I called his name and he turned back

"Umm hey Reece, can you not mention that whole apologizing thing to anyone,I dont wanna loose my sharpay Evans image" I said while laughing at the last part

"Dont worry muffin, but your fluent sarcasm and feeling so guilty too soon are one of your best qualities I love about You hotshot!" He said with a genuine smile "and oh Riley! Nobody and I mean no body in the school thinks you have a sharpay Evans image!haha" he finished while laughing

"Huh? I refuse to believe that jerk face! Now Go sleep child , you need your beauty sleep" I shood him off to his room. "Night hotshot " he left with one last wink

With that I soon went to bed and thought of a lot of things, the most important one being that I could not for sure imagine my life without these brainless idiots, and Reece Mathews is not the TOTAL FLIPPING GONE MAD EATEN BY ZOMIE BRAIN PANDA IDIOT!! he was different , I mean he was still an idiot but I mean who am I to complain? Luke is my brother!!!