Where The Sun Doesn't shine

chocolate your fruit is broken!!!

Before we go on with the chapter, shout out to @xoxoxxoooo for the amazing cover!!! Love you❤
-Loui
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"La la La lalalala singin a Happy song!! La la La lalalala singin a happy so----" Zoe had had enough of nicks stupid voice and decided to save all of us from being deaf.

"I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP BRICKHEAD I WILL KILL YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND DIG YOUR GRAVE BAJELLION FEET UNDERGROUND!! NOBODY WILL EVER HAVE EVIDENCE OF YOUR DEATH AND I'LL JUST HOP IN AND SAY THAT YOU WERE KILLED BE THE SNAILS ATTACKING YOUR BUTT!"

Geez I really gotta give credit to Zoe for being absolutely great at shutting up the brainless head.

"Hey! Dont talk to my bae like this zoella thompson Elizabeth Anastasia Mathews!!" Reece was smirking at Zoe now, huh? Wow well doesn't she have a big banana hole name!

Well the rest of the cafeteria was passed with nick and Emma being the eww gross too sappy love birds, with Zoe glaring daggers and Reece, and Reece eating his banana like a dog,

It was another boring day at arcwood high and I had to go to history again! Ugghh I am not looking forward to seeing Ms.London porn after the incident.

"oh so now everytime someone tells you a little truth you're gonna run off to your boyfriend, ha! I expected more from you jackass" why? Why? Why do I have to listen to her voice again?

I mean I swear to God if I had been stuck in the zombie apocalypse and me and London were the only people left, I would surender to the zombies and personally cut my brain into half and cook it with salt and pepper and give it to them.

"Well for starters my boyfriend lives in canada and secondly if you're gonna be a smartass ms.porn, first you need to be smart otherwise you're just an ass. And you my friend are nowhere near smartness. Now if you'll excuse me I have a class to attend" smirking at her I went to my seat.

The rest if the day passed by pretty boring. Same old. But there was one thing which wasn't same old , nick and Emma were looking at me differently, Zoe looked amazed and Reece, well Reece looked angry? Huh?

"Ugghh will you guys tell me why Emma and nick are looking at me like I've grown two dragon heads. Why Zoe is looking at me like I slayed a giant . and why chocolate is looking at me like I murdered his bananas"

Chocolate didnt even pass me a glance, Emma and nick still looked like I had three heads. And well Zoe was the one to break off in a fit of laughter

"Oh God hahahaha for a moment hahaha for a moment I actually thought hahahaha oh my god, hahaha I just realized! Shawn!! you were talking about Shawn Mendes! Of course hahahahahahaha-----" Zoe's laughter was cut off by Reece Mathews himself.

"Geez hotshot! You had my all flustered haha! I was like this was not the deal! The deal was that you find me a girl and I find you a boy. I was pissed haha haha but seriously muffin you need to stop calling Shawn Medes your boyfriend!" Humphh he's just a meanie

"Shawn. Mendez. Is. My. Boyfriend. He just doesnt know this yet, yet!" I put emphasis on the word yet.

"and plus I don't remember saying that you can find me a guy chocolate, that wasn't part of the deal! Its only shawn or single" I finished smirking.

"Fantasies, fantasies hotshot just fantasies" he lightly laughed at the end and put his arm around my shoulder. Humph meanie meanie meanie.

Well the day passed just like this, I was on my bed trying to sleep, when an idea just hit me! I once read a book on whattpad. It all started with an apple. it turned out to be a pretty true book. maybe thats just it! Maybe that's what Reece needs.