Where The Sun Doesn't shine

THE DAY VOLDEMORT GROWS A NOSE!

"WAKEY WAKEY CHOCOLATE! RISE AND SHINE MY LITTLE BIRDIE! SPREAD YOUR WINGS AND FLY!!!" with that i continued jumping on the idiot's bed.

"GO AWAY! POO BRAIN! I FRACTURED MY MOTIVATION TO GO TO SCHOOL TODAY! besides i need my beauty sleep okay. It's not my fault some lazy flung face cry baby kept me up last night for emotional talk!" He finished with laughter

Yeah....you guesser right lovely bananas! He's talking about me. Well what can i say my brainless monkey junk brother was away and i missed my dad and blah blah so i turned to my night in shining armour for moral support

"Humph some friend you are! MEANIE! Ever heard of "a friend in need is a friend in deed" with that i started climbing off of his bed giving up on waking his lame lazy butt.

When suddenly he caught my hand and spun me around and made me experience my STUPID CHOCOLATE ALLERGIES AGAIN!

"Oh but I am and will always be there for you hotshot" he smirked but their was a genuine promise behind his stupid cocky smirk. AND UGGGGHHH I THE ALLERGIES WERE KICKING IN!! so i quickly snatched my hand away and stuck my tongue out

"Wake up you elephant head brainless jingle balls zombie!! We're getting late" with that i went downstairs to eat me some AMAZING BREAKFAST BY THE GREAT AND AMAZING MATHEWS!

As his highness Mr. Reece-i-have to look pretty for school Mathews was late, i just grabbed some bananas for him so he could eat them on his way to school

Shortly we reached school with my ears bleeding by Reece's oh so beautiful singing skills! I mean the boy might be pretty but dayyum! He can't sing to save his life

This had now become a tradition lately, that me, chocolate, Zoe, nick and Emma walked im through the school gates together but as we were usually late all thanks to Reece's beauty sleep issues. Emma nick and a third wheeling zoe were always waiting for us. As soon as Zoe saw us she gaming running towards us making gag sounds

"GAAH! THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE! MY HEROES! I WOULD DIE GAGGING IF I STAYED HERE ANY LONGER WITH THESE TWO LOVE BUGS!"

"I LOVE YOU TOO ZOE BUT PLEAEE RELEASE!! YOU'RE CHOKING ME!!!" she let me go with a nervous laughter followed by an explaining look with said "what? Can you blame me? They're to sappy for their own good"

while we just obtained a "ugh girls" eye roll from chocolate.. Which reminds me GEEZ FLIPPING FLOCKING FLYING WATER BALLOOM RAINBOWS! I HAVE TO TELL ZOE ABOUT MY ALLERGIES!

Well we walked the school doors like a total 'it' group xD. And to say people didn't like me would be an understatement. I mean i get it they must have been shocked and pissed to see a weird grapes genius THE AMAZING RILEY SANGSTER walking with a brainless golden trio ( nick Zoe and chocolate) but hey! Emma was there too! So why hate me? I mean i get that Emma is TOOOOOO nice but that still pisses me off. HAHAHAHA MEH WHO AM I KIDDING! THAT DOESN'T PISS ME OFF ONE BIT! just gives me the satisfaction of victory over Ms. London porn

Think of the devil and the devil is here! With that miss so called queen bee decided to grace us with her presence

"Hi Reece babyyy, hi zoe, and hey nick and Emma" THE FLIP! SHE TOTALLY IGNORED ME!?! And to say i was surprised that she knew Emma's name would also be an understatement.

i already know she would be creating some kind of drama soon. Very soon! But meh! Im the QUEEEEEN of badass, I'm sure i can handle i wanna be like her

"Well I'd like to invite you all to my party tonight! Hope you guys make it!!" She made googly eyes at chocolate that just made me gag. But her stupidity was too much to handle.