Where The Sun Doesn't shine

we did have a banana together

I woke up the other day by someone softly knocking on my door . I quickly realized who it was.

DADS BACK!!! YAY!! I rushed to open the door stubbing my foot in the process .

I opened the door and quickly gave dad a hug.

"Hey daddy!!I missed you so much!!" I said hugging him tight.

"yes honey I missed you too!! I'll take you to school today and we can catch up on our way there so for now hurry up!!" He said kissing my forehead.

And so I got ready and went downstairs .

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"I CANT HERE YOU!!!AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!!" Luke screamed at the top of his lungs .

I swear to God we are not related..

"Oh hey Riley!!! I heard you got paired up with Reece for the baby project!! Thats great isint it? He can come over later today yay!!oh and bid my hellos to nick!!"

He said with his eyes still glued to the TV. Who the hell is nick!!?!

Anyways on our way to the school I told dad about everything that happened in the last two days.

My dad being the chill pill creature he is just laughed. 

I soon entered the doors of our beautiful arcwood high.

We're gonna get our dummy babies at the end of school today. To say I'm excited will be an understatement.

I went to literature and put my head on the desk trying so hard not to sleep again .

"trying" being the key word. I woke up with a jolt when I felt someone tapping my shoulder.

I looked up to see none other than our famous miss. Porn star I mean London Starr

"hey uglg is that your face or your neck just threw up?" She said laughing to herself

"it did throw up . sorry I couldnt help lookig your face" I retorted back with the signature dont mess with Riley smirk ha!

"Ugh what is wrong with you! You ugly dinosaur!! also I heard you and Reece got paired up so you better stay away from him!!" She finished with screaming in my face.

THATS FLIPPING POPSTICKLE WRAPPIND ICE IT!! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS WEIRDO!!

" look London I don't like Reece you can have him to yourself that's if of course your face doesn't scare him away and also I would give you a nasty look but I see you already have that!!" I said giving her last price of my mind.

she was about to reply when Mr. honkey pants came in and we had to take our seats.

the day went bye and we were in the cafeteria I wad sitting with Zoe

" you don't get it Zoe!! she's a complete a-hole with a severe case of attitude no problem!!"

I said trying to convince Zoe that miss London star is going to be the reason for the start of the zombie apocalypse

"and then .. Luke!he'll be the only one left and declared a hero!! I can't let that happen! seriously that would be just the end of RILEY SANGSTER!!" I said still trying to convince her with my theory

"Oh speaking of luke how is he doing? Did he ever ask about me?" She asked looking down with faintly red cheeks.

WAIT WHAT!!?! WHY SHE BLUSHING AT LUKE'S NAME!!?! WHAT THE FRICK? OK I was beyond confused at this point .

how does Luke know Reece and nick ? I found out that nick was Reece's best friend pretty good looking creature if you ask me.

"Okay Zoe spill!!" she knew exactly what I was talking about.

" you see back when we were in the 8th grade in Chicago . Reece and nick both were sent to a boarding school apparently to get straightened out. There they met Luke and long story short they all became the bestest of friends " she completed but I knew she wasn't telling the whole story. But I let it slide for now!

Eventually it was the end of the day and we went to get our dummy babies. Surprisingly Reece and I were the last ones.

"so here you go Riley and Reece take good care of this baby. If you guys return it all healthy and smiley after a week you get an A+" MRS. Joyce told us.

well thats easy ain't it!! So Reece and are supposed to be parents haha this would be fun . as I didnt have a ride back Reece offered to drop me home not like I begged him and clung to his leg blackmailing him that I'll tell everyone he went to boarding school.

We reached home and I decided to go to Reece's house rather than mine. Bcz I wanted to spend time with my new born baby?

No not really but I mean what would I do home . dad wasn't home yet and Luke finally decided to leave the house to go watch a movie and I would be surprised if  that  movie wasn't the "spongebob movie".

we entered the house and I met mrs.Mathews she was such a lovely woman . we chit chatted for a while before she left for shopping .

me and Reece were left alone .. Well if we were normal people this would have been awkward but we were Reece and Riley so we found a topic to fight over and it wasn't that awkward at all..

"IM NOT NAMING OUR KID BANANA REECES PIECES!!" I exclaimed trying to reason with him.

"WHY NOT RED CHEEKS!!?! I mean if celebrities can name their kids after flowers (blue ivy) and directions (north west) then I can name my kid after a fruit too!!!" he finished trying so hard to convince me

"okay then we'll name it peaches" I said.

"no banana!"

"Peaches!!"

"Banana!"

"Peaches!"

"Okay tell you what Mr.Bad boy if its a boy we name it banana and if its a girl we name it peaches okay?" I said firmly secretly wishing that its a girl.

"What if its a both? " he asked very seriously.

WHAT THE HELL!! IS HE FOR REAL!? . I face palmed myself

"it won't be a both Reece . I promise now check !!" I said.

"why me?you check" he retorted.

"no you check. What if its a boy? I don't want my pure eyes to be ruined in a second for a stupid project" I told him very truthfully.

"what makes you think my eyes aren't pure?" He asked smirking .I just gave him my signature glare.

"Okay okay calm down hotshot I'll check " he said and went to the doll dummy baby in the room he came back after a while with a proud look in his face.

"congratulations mrs.Mathews its a boy!!!" He said like a nurse I did cringe at the Mrs.Mathews parts but decided to play along.

" oh!! Honey Reece do you here that!! We had a banana!!"

We both burst out laughing . after that Reece and I talked alot . we played 20 questions . talked about random trash and also we both talked about how we all can agree that Luke is gonna end up marrying sandy from spongebob . though I wouldn't be surprised if he came home one day saying he got engaged to Patrick either..

At 11:pm I finally decided to go home. I went straight to bed and couldn't help but think

REECE MATHEWS IS NOT THAT DOUCHEY AND I HAVE A FEELING THAT WE'RE GONNA BE GREAT FRIENDS.

I mean after all we did have a banana together...