Where The Sun Doesn't shine

ROBERT AND VANESSA CAN SUCK MY TOES

"NICKOLAS SPARKS!!! CAN YOU PAY ATTENTION FOR JUST A SECOND PLEASE!! THIS IS SERIOUS!!" I was yet again sat in nicks car on a Saturday morning, trying to inform him about my "Reece allergies".

You wanna know what Nick was doing instead of listening to me and driving a car like any normal person?

yup. you guessed right. HE WAS SINGING ALONG TO LITTLE EINSTINES LIKE A MAD PERSON AND RACING EVERY CAR IN OUR WAY LIKE HIS MAD LIFE DEPENDS ON IT.

"OOF OKAY OKAY OKAY CALM DOWN. so let me get this straight..... you think you have some kind of allergies from Reece because everytime he does something so called cute which personally I think Reece is not capable of doing but whatever I mean-----"  i cut him off before he totally strays away from the topic and continues insulting Reece about his girly obsessions

"BACK TO THE POINT NICK!!!! I'm dang serious. I need help. Reece is my bestfriend and I love him and I can't stay away from him!! but if I stay close to him MY ALLERGIES ARE BACK!!! THIS IS SO CONFUSING!". I was greeted with nicks stupid octopus like laughter.

"OH sweet Riley. sweet sweet sweet Riley.
what ARE WE GONNA DO WITH YOU!!".

wow he's such a genius isn't he? obviously if I knew what to do with myself I wouldn't be coming to him for advice out of all the people.  but I figured this situation is kinda weird and Nick has practically aced every field of weirdness.

"you know what you're useless. I don't even know why I came to you. just TAKE ME OUT FOR ICE CREAM!! YOU WASTED SO MUCH OF MY TIME AND ENERGY " I said face palming myself.

"I wanna tell you. GOD I wanna tell you so so so so so so so so bad!! BUT REECE WILL LITERALLY CHOP EVERYTHING OFF OF MY BODY AND MAKE ALL OF YOU EAT THE PIECES AND FIND EMMA A NEW BOYFRIEND AND CUT MY SUPPLY OF SPONGEBOB!! YOU have to understand that Riley. I can't risk all of that. but I believe you are smart enough to figure this our on your own. I HAVE FAITH IN YOU SOLDIER!! GO MAKE MAMMA PROUD!." with that he  continued laughing followed by singing along to whatever 5 year old music he listens to.

Nicks whole speech kinda left me in confusion. is chocolate hiding a secret from me? but he tells me everything. sometimes a little to much actually. and the things he doesn't tell me,his mom tells me. which leads me to another conclusion

THIS MUST BE SOMETHING BIG considering he's hiding this from both me and Mrs. Mathews. why is he hiding a secret? I tell him everything.  this isn't fair!! BUT I. RILRY SANGSTER THE GREAT AND POWERFUL AND I WILL FIND OUT ABOUT CHOCOLATE'S DIRTY LITTLE SECRET.

with that being said. Nick and I finally reached Ben and jerrys and ate a good amount of ice cream. where Nick complained about how his teeth were too sensitive for this ice cream and how boring London's party last night was and how he realized that we are not at all ready for the zombie apocalypse and how zoe will probably kill their children when luke and her eventually have children.

we also talked about how he is so in love with Emma and serious about their future (honestly with the amount of time of me knowing him this Emma and the whole future conversation is the most sensible I have ever seen him) . we decided to head back to his house where the rest of them will join us.

we were back at his house still waiting for everyone else to join us. might you ask what the were doing? oh yes of course let me enlighten you. so Zoe and Emma decided to go shopping... AGAIN! and well Reece? he was busy clearing his skin and getting his beauty sleep.

I was about to call luke when the doorbell rang. OOF FINALLY PIZZAS HERE!!!

I opened the door and was greeted with the site of my BRAINLESS BROTHER'S ARMY GREENS!!!