Where The Sun Doesn't shine

creepier than melanie martinez!!!

Its been fun hanging around these brainless trolls but I actually have established a special liking and caring for them.

unny I know, I mean me , THE GREAT AND POWERFUL RILEY loves stupid airheads despite the fact that one of them is named after a chocolate, one of them is as brainless as one can get and not to mention he peed on me!! ,

then there's one of them who is the coolest and the craziest woman I know , and then there's this veryyyyy good person you know one of the people whose niceness just creeps you out lol!!! .

I'm not even doing a good job describing them, anyways my "let's play cupid and make Reece and Emma fall in love " plan was really not going as planned .

I mean they were way toooooo much in the friend zone but hey! I still have 2 months to work my magic eh?

Today was a very boring Thursday and I was in history trying to figure out where my parents life went wrong that they produced such a brainless person like Luke!!!!

Thankfully the bell rang and it was time to leave .yay!!!

I gathered my things and was about to leave when I was stopped by the squeaky and more uglier version if ursalah

"hey ugly, I see you're still not taking my threats about staying away from Reece seriously?"

Ms.London porn so bitterly spoke to my face

"oh sheesh honey! I'm not a mirror where do you see the ugly then ? "

I playfully replied to her!

" ugghh what is wrong with you!You just ruined my perfect day!!!! I could get rid of you with a snap of my finger!! And I hate your face"

she said again with her horrible Comebacks! I mean my cat has better comebacks and I don't even have a cat ha!!

"Hey cakeface lemme check my givesashitometer to know if I really Care what you think"

I put both my fingers on the either side of my forehead and pretended to think hard

"ummm work your magic meter... Wait! I'm getting something... Nope! Sorry false alarm there's nothing there cake clown" I finished with a smirk and made my exit hearing her stupid ugly annoying cries behind me!!

I met up with the guys in cafeteria , I was the last one to join them at the table.

Reece was arguing with Zoe over whose better bubbles or buttercup..

I mean for the bad boy and the bad ass chick they sure have an unhealthy obsession with powerpuff girls.

And then there was nick trying to make Emma laugh with sticking fries in his nose and then eating them! And thats not even the weird part, the weird part was that Emma was actually enjoying watching him!!! Gross , that girl really confuses me some times.

I sat down and cleared my throat to gain their attention , all of them looked at me and as if to officially prove his stupidity nick was the first one to speak

"oh hey Riley! Were you sitting under the table? because I didnt see you, I mean I can't blame you though eating while sitting under the table is such an awesome feeling."

he finished saying the last part dreamily as if sitting under the table was the lydia to his stiles!

" you know nick, some people are not just missing the odd screw, the whole fricking toolbox is gone!! And that's exactly what you are my friend"