Tigerstar: Psst cloudtail come and join the dark side
Cloudtail: No way!
Tigerstar: We have cookies...
Cloudtail: HOW MANY?!
Tigerstar: Lots.
Hawkfrost: Uhh I ate them all *burp*
Cloudtail: D:
Tigerstar: AGH GO FROST SOME HAWKS, FROSTED HAWK!
Hawksfrost: :(
Frostfire: DID SOMEBODY SAY FROSTFIRE?
Hawkfrost: *Whispers* What is happening to my life?
Tigerstar: I HAVE SOMETHING BETTER THAN A KNIFE. *Holds up metal object*
Cloudtail: Ooh, spork..... I WANNIT. *Tackles him*
Hawkfrost: I need to go see a therapist...
Frostfire: I KNOW SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP! :D
Hawkfrost: I don't know-
Frostfire: What? Its perfectly legal- as long as they stay out of jail this time.
Cloudtail: *Grabs the spork and Leaves*
Hawkfrost: 0.0 *Sulks and trudges away*
Frostfire: *Follows him* SO IS IT A DEAL?
Tigerstar: *alone*
Tigerstar: Hellooooooooooooooooo? *looks at leaf* Anybody in there? *Nothing* ANSWER ME!
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Warrior Cat Randomness: The crack!
FanfictionA group of friends has stumbled upon the land of warriors. Normal warriors would be some epic prophecy journey stuff. Not that this book isn't epic. But this isn't just normal warriors. If this was just a book about cats, would it have Pokemon, Tac...
