Tigerstar: MWAHAHAHAHAHA! I'VE POISONED FIRESTAR'S FRESH KILL AND I WILL FINALLY HAVE MY donuts.
Hey who did that?! I meant to say, I will get my Pickle.
Ok, seriously stop! You're ruining my hamster.
You know, just- whatever. I just won't say it.
Darkstripe: Umm who are you talking to?
Tigerstar: The narrorator
Darkstripe: ...What?
Tigerstar: Some cat called smallcat from treeclan told me somebody on a laptop is floating through the sky and editing our speech.
Darkstripe: That's... umm... nice to know.
Tigerstar: Yeah. Cool, huh?
Darkstripe: Sure... *Looking nervously at the sky*
Tigerstar: Anyway, Darkstripe, you kinda just majorly messed up my whole plan.
Darkstripe: What plan?
Tigerstar: You'll see. Mwahaha. Mwahahahahahaha. Mwahahahahahahahaha! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *Grinning evilly*
Darkstripe: Tigerstar just... just stop, Ok? Not cool.
Tigerstar: :( WHY U ALWAYS RUIN MY churro? OH COME ON!!!
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Warrior Cat Randomness: The crack!
FanfictionA group of friends has stumbled upon the land of warriors. Normal warriors would be some epic prophecy journey stuff. Not that this book isn't epic. But this isn't just normal warriors. If this was just a book about cats, would it have Pokemon, Tac...
