Longtail: EVERYONE BUY MY TOILET SEATS!
Dovewing: Longtail, we told you to stop selling tacos, not start selling... those .-.
Longtail: BUT THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL! *Kisses them*
Lionblaze: BICEPS! *Lifts a truck and throws it intot eh lake*
Jayfeather: I'M MIGHTY! meow! *Throws a marshmallow three feet*
Cloudtail: IT LOOKS LIKE ME! I'M GONNA CALL IT CLOUDMALLOW!
Longtail: Hold on, this was supposed to be about me!
Bluestar: Come to bluestar's poptart manufacturing co.!
Blackstar: YEAH!
Tigerstar: Pony rides half off!
T.v: Can we fix it? (Yes we can)
Hawkfrost: OMSC! *Rushes to TV*
T.V: How many bricks does it take to build a house?
Hawkfrost: 1..8... 16!
T.V" one...
Hawkfrost: Its 16.
T.V: two
*One hour later*
T.V: 14...
Hawkfrost: IT'S 16 DANGGIT!
T.V: 15...
Hawkfrost: Finally!
T.V: We will be back after this short commercial break!
Hawkfrost: ...
Tigerstar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*World explodes*
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