Frostfire: Ok everybody, this interview was suggested by PUPPY_HEART! She put one up first :) Anyway, Todays interview on JAYFEATHER will be done by raintail. :)
Raintail: :]
Jayfeather: *Walks into room* Is this taco bell?
Frostfire: HAI JAYFEATHER AND WELCOME TO YOUR INTERVIEW!
Jayfeather: ....So no taco bell?
Frostfire: NOPE! *Puts in chair*
Jayfeather: AAAAHHHHHHH IT'S A PSYCHO GOOSE HOBO!
Frostfire: I prefer cornflake but I LIKE YOUR VERSION TOO! BYE! *Gives sheet to raintail*
Jayfeather: ....
Raintail: Hello, Jayfeather. :)
Jayfeather: AAAGHHH WHO ARE YOU?!
Raintail: Raintail.
Jayfeather: Who rained on your tail?
Raintail: Nobody, Jayfeather. Nobody at all.
Jayfeather: But-
Raintail: FIRST QUESTION: DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON BRIARLIGHT?
Jayfeather: I AM BLIND NOT DEAF!
Raintail: You are now. >:|
Jayfeather: Well DUH you blew my eardrums out!
Raintail: Ok are you ready?
Jayfeather: Do I wha?
Raintail: ARE YOU READY?
Jayfeather: I can't exactly-
Raintail: ARE. YOU. READY?!?!?!
Jayfeather: ARE. YOU. A. FREAK?!
Raintail: Yes. Now onto the first question.
Jayfeather: e.e
Raintail: Do you have a crush on briarlight?
Jayfeather: Did she ask you to say that?
Raintail: No-
Jayfeather: Then no, I don't. :]
Raintail: Well what if she did?
Jayfeather: Then I might as well let her believe it. :)
Raintail: Ouch. Isn't she gonna be watching this?
Jayfeather: O.O I didn't think of that.
*At camp*
Briarlight: WHAT THE WHAT THE WHAT THE WHAT WHAT? HOW COULD HE- WHAT?!
Willowshine: Don't break a sweat over this. He loves me. <3_<3
Briarlight: >:O
*At interview*
Jayfeather: Yeah that might pose a problem in the future....
Raintail: Next question: If you weren't blind, what would you do?
Jayfeather: See. ._.
Raintail: Why are you thunderclanners always so blunt about stuff?
Jayfeather: *Shrugs*
Raintail: Third question: If you had to be in another clan, which one would it be?
Jayfeather: RIVERCLAN! :D
Raintail: ... Why?
Jayfeather: Err umm no reason. :-]
*Riverclan camp*
Willowshine: *Picking petals off of flower* He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not- *Sees interview on television* HE LOVES ME!!!! :D
*Interview*
Jayfeather: If that's it, I'm going back to be with my love. :)
Raintail: Briarlight?
Jayfeather: Sure.
*Thunderclan camp*
Jayfeather: I LOVE MY STICK, MY STICK LOVES ME, WE'RE ONE HAPPY FAMILY! *Dancing with stick* STICK STICK NOBODY CAN TAKE IT AWAY!
Willowshine: Grrrrrr *Sets stick on fire*
Jayfeather: NUUUUU SHINY TREE! WHY? WHY U DO THIS TO MEEEE? *Singing to 'this girl is on fire'*
MY STICK IS ON FIREEEEEE!
MY STICK IS ON FIIIIRRR-R-R-R-R-RE!
IT'S JUST SO ON FIRE!
MIGHT AS WELL GET WILLOWSHINE, TOOOO! *Chases willowshine with flaming stick*
Rock: o.e
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