Yellowfang: Hello, my name is yellowfang! today on starclan knows talent, our three judges, Cloudtail, Greystripe, and Hollyclaw will be at the stand.
Cloudtail: COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES!
Greystripe: HOW THE HECK DID I GET HERE?!
Hollyleaf: STARCLAN HOSTED TALENT SHOWS ARE AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE!
Graystripe: Why are your teeth so yellow?
Yellowfang: Because cats don't brush their teeth.
Hollyleaf: NOT BRUSHING YOUR TEETH IS AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE!
Yellowfang: Our first contestant is Kestrelflight of windclan. Let's see how he does.
Kestrelflight: Hello my name is kestrelflight and I came here to fall on my face! *falls*
Cloudtail, Greystripe, Hollyclaw: XXX
Cloudtail: I GIVE HIM ZERO COOKIES!
Hollyleaf: COOKIES ARE AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE!
Greystripe -_(\
Yellowfang: Our next contestant is tigerstar- wait, who let him in?
Tigerstar: Thank you! I will be performing a dance! *Happy the song starts playing* *Starts breakdancing* LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cloudtail, greystripe, hollyclaw: OXX
Greystripe: Cloudtail, why did you vote for him?
Cloudtail: Because the O looks like a cookie!
Hollyleaf: VOTING IS AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE!
Greystripe: Then why are you doing it?
Hollyleaf: BECAUSE I GET A FREE SHARPIE!
Cloudtail: AND I GET FREE COOKIES!
Yellowfang: No, you don't.
Cloudtail: Aww. Can I have some of Greystripe's waffle then?
Yellowfang: Greystripe doesn't get a waffle.
Greystripe: >:O *Leaves*
Hollyleaf: LEAVING IS AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE! *Chases*
Cloudtail: *Slaps tigertsra with a fish then steals his cookies and leaves*
Tigerstar: >:(
Yellowfang: Errm... see you next time on starclan knows talent! *Runs, leaving camera on*
Tigerstar: Yay! *Breakdances in front of camera*
Entire world: *Gouging their eyes out*
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Warrior Cat Randomness: The crack!
FanfictionA group of friends has stumbled upon the land of warriors. Normal warriors would be some epic prophecy journey stuff. Not that this book isn't epic. But this isn't just normal warriors. If this was just a book about cats, would it have Pokemon, Tac...
