Frostfire: OK, EVERYBODY! WELCOME TO THE CLAN INTERVIEWS SHOW! TODAY WE ARE INTERVIEWING FERNCLOUD AND DUSTPELT! THIS INTERVIEW WILL BE HELD BY FERNSTRIPE!
Fernstripe: hi. :\ How did I get here?
Frostfire: THE WORLD MMAY NEVER KNOW!!! XD
Fernstripe: ...can I have my question sheet now?
Frostfire: KK. Here! :D *Hands sheet of interview questions then leaves*
*Ferncloud and dustpelt come into room*
Fernstripe: Hey, guys! My name is Fernstripe and-
Dustpelt: AHHH SHE STOLE PART OF YOUR NAME! DON'T WORRY FERNCLOUD, I'LL GET IT BACK FOR YOU! *Tackles fernstripe*
Fernstripe: WHAT THE FUDGE?
Dustpelt: NO WAIT NEVERMIND IT'S JUST A FUDGE :)
Fernstripe: >:O *slaps*
Ferncloud: GET OFF HER YOU CRAZY DUSTY- PELT!
Dustpelt: OK! I WILL BE WAITING OUTSIDE! *skips away*
Fernstripe: Sits back up* Ok, let's get started shall we? First question: How long have you and dustpelt been together?
Ferncloud: Since before cloudtail liked cookies.
Fernstripe: o.o When did cloudtail start liking cookies?
Ferncloud: After me and dustpelt were together :)
Fermstripe: -_(\ Ok next question: Do you have any kits?
Ferncloud: Yep. There was... lemme think... Shrewpaw, birchfall, foxleap, hollykit, larchkit, icecloud... I fostered sootpaw, rainpaw, and sorrelpaw... that should be it.
Fernstripe: Wow.
spiderleg: YOU'RE SO MEAN! WHY DO YOU KEEP FORGETTING ABOUT ME? I'M YOUR SON!
Ferncloud: Umm, who're you again?
Spiderleg: SPIDERLEG! MY NAME IS SPIDERLEG! YOUR FIRST- EVER KIT!
Ferncloud: I don't recall any spider legs...
Spiderleg: NOT SPIDER LEGS, SPIDER LEG! MY NAME IS SPIDERLEG! *Grabs ferncloud and drags out of room*
Ferncloud: THANKS FOR THe interview!
Fernstripe: *Waves confusedly*
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