Tigerstar: Ok I fixed our problem. I ended up with a really cool book called warrior cat randomness... look! It's writing everything I say! Wattpad... sounds cool. And by the way, if you see an unconscious twoleg in the forest.... it's probably just faking.
Darkstripe: O.O
Tigerstar: NOW WATCH AS MY EVIL PLAN COMMENCES!
Firestar: Ugh i'm so hungry. *Starts eating squirrel from the fresh kill pile*
Tigerstar: *Rushes into the clearing* HA! TAKE THAT, FIRESTAR! I POISONED THAT SQUIRREL, AND NOW YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL RULE THE FOREST!!!
Firestar: O.o
Tigerstar: >:D
Firestar: ...
Tigerstar: WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD YET?!
Firestar: I dunno Why are you asking me?
Berrynose: *Screaming* THERE WERE DEATHBERRIES HIDDEN IN MY SQUIRREL! WHY? I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE CHEATED ON POPPYFROST! I'M SORRY, STARCLAN!
Poppyfrost: WHAT?!
Berrynose: I'M GONNA DIE! SOMEBODY SAVE ME! JAYFEATHER! HAAAALLLLLPPPPP!!!!
Jayfeather: *Whistles and ignores*
Berrynose: >:O
Everybody else in clan: *Start whistling*
Berrynose: =X_X=
Darkstripe: Whoa EPIC FAIL! How did you make that mistake?
Tigerstar: I... I put it in the fresh- kill pile...
Darkstripe: And you thought firestar would happen to pick that very squirrel?
Tigerstar: ...
Darkstripe: LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL :D
Tigerstar: -_-
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Warrior Cat Randomness: The crack!
FanfictionA group of friends has stumbled upon the land of warriors. Normal warriors would be some epic prophecy journey stuff. Not that this book isn't epic. But this isn't just normal warriors. If this was just a book about cats, would it have Pokemon, Tac...
