Lionpaw: Thank starclan I lost them -_-
Breezepaw: Heyyyy lionpaw!
Lionpaw: Oh breezepaw! I uh- I'm not- errrm
Breezepaw: It's ok. *Whispers* I am here for the same reason you are. :\
Brackenpaw: Yeah, not all of us are that manly. *Smiles*
Breezepaw: Is that all of us?
SPiderpaw: No, me too. :|
Lionpaw: *Snickers*
Spiderpaw: What?!
Lionpaw: *Laughing randomly*
Spiderpaw: Grr....
Tigerstar: WELCOME EVERYONE, TO TIGERSTAR'S SCHOOL OF DANCE!
Lionpaw: Tigerstar?!
Tigerstar: Yes, it is the one and only tigertstar!
Breezepaw: RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! SAVE YOURSELVES!
Tigerstar: HAHAHAHAHA EAT YOUR SOUP! EAT YOUR SOUP! *Grabs all of them and runs inside*
*Inside*
Tigerstar: Copy me! Step step shuffle ball twirl step step!
Breezepaw: *Hyperventilating*
Brackenpaw: Err... *Starts dancing* *Fails*
Tigerstar: NO! YOU SUCK SO MUCH!
Spiderleg: :'( YOU'RE SO MEAN!
Tigerstar: Ok, let me explain. When I was young, my parents floated me down the river-
Brackenpaw: Because you were ugly?
Tigerstar: Wha... No! I mean yes... maybe? THAT'S NOT THE POINT! Anyway I was found by some kittypets who raised me.
Spiderleg: DID YOU RAISE AN EVIL KITTYPET ARMY?
Tigerstar: OK NO NOW BE QUIET! The kittypets never threw me my seccond birthday party. *Cries*
Lionpaw: Oh yeah, they went hunting, right?
Tigerestar: Yesh *Sniffles* But they did bring me back a mouse. *Smiles a little bit fondly* I named him Leo.
They made me eat him. :(
Breezepaw: What does that have to do with dance class?
Tigerstar: Uhh... CLASS DISMISSED
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Warrior Cat Randomness: The crack!
FanfictionA group of friends has stumbled upon the land of warriors. Normal warriors would be some epic prophecy journey stuff. Not that this book isn't epic. But this isn't just normal warriors. If this was just a book about cats, would it have Pokemon, Tac...
