Random cat

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*Up in the clouds is a random cat floating. He has no idea what he's doing. Or maybe it's a she? And it probably knows what it's doing. Is it levitating or does it have wings? Wings is a cool name. WINGZZZZZ. Maybe the cat should be called wings? Wings. Or maybe just cat? Wings the random cat. Nope. I should finish this. Speaking of finished, did you know that if something's cooking it's finished and if you're done eating you're done? Wait no, scratch that, reverse it. Get it? Like cats scratch?

I don't know what i'm trying to say. What was it? .....  Oh yeah so this random cat who we are not calling random cat is floating or levitating and he looks like he has something on his mind. Err. this is confusing. Ok, retry.

A She-cat/Tom is levitating/flying over the forest/ meadow. This random/crazy- wait we havn't established that yet. Is this cat crazy? Or is it just a random cat. MOMEEE I HAVE A COUPON FOR A DRUG STORE! What was that...? I AM COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC RIGHT NOW. OK, KEEPING COOL... OH NO THE CAPS. LOCK POPPED! DANG IT CAPSIE WHAT DO I DO NOW? WAIT, NO...I got it. Ok. I'm gonna start this now.

So a cat is in the sky over land. This cat looks like it has something on it's mind. LOL I just thought that if Taylor swift and Taylor Lautner got married, THEY WOULD BOTH BE TAYLOR LAUTNER! XD XD XD. I've never watched twilight before. It sounds kinda interesting in a not very interesting way. Can you pickle a cantaloupe? Ok seriousness starting....................................NOW!*

Random cat: Hi.

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