Littlecloud: Hey Blackstar, there are rumors around the clan that-
Blackstar: OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE BACON! You see, it all started a year ago, you see, when I was only a kit... *Picture starts to fade...*
Liitlecloud: Hold on a minute, blackstar! *Flashback stops* The rumour was that Tawnypelt's having kits..
Blackstar: Oh. Now be quiet so I can tell my story!
Littlecloud: -_(\
Blackstar: *Picture fades again* ANYWAY a long time ago, when I as just a kit-
Littlecloud: OMG IS THIS A FLASHBACK?1 I LOVE FLASHBACKS
Blackstar: Yes, it's a flashback. Sheesh, at least we know what your favorite thing is-
Littlecloud: FLASHBACKS?!
Blackstar: No-
Littlecloud: PRETZELS?!
Tawnypelt: Hey that's my thing!
Littlecloud: I didn't know Tawnypelt liked pretzels!
Tawnypelt: KEEP YOUR PAWS OFF MY PRETZELS!
Littlecloud: Okay..
Blackstar: NO YOUR FAVORITE THING IS INTERRUPTIONS!!!
Littlecloud: Oh. :'(
Blackstar: Ok, anyway...
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Blackpaw: I've always wanted to be on a farm. *Sigh*
Brokenstar: Well, maybe somebody will take you.
Blackpaw: Will you take me?
Brokenstar: No, I have to plot Shadowclan's demise.
Blackpaw: ...
Brokenstar: I mean... sure i'll take you! And... umm. forget everything I just said. :)
Blackpaw: ... Ok then!
*At horseplace*
Brokenstar: Ok what do you want to do first?
Blackpaw: I wanna see a pig!
Brokenstar: There are no pigs. This is horseplace!
Blackpaw: YOU LIED TO ME?
Brokenstar: Yes.
Blackpaw: >:O
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END FLASHBACK
Littlecloud: Wait how does that explain why you like bacon?
Blackstar: BECAUSE I SWORE MY VENGEANCE THAT EVERY TIME I SAW A PIG I WOULD EAT IT!
Littlecloud: '_'
Tawnypelt: PRETZEL PARTY IN THE ELDER'S DEN!
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