Cloudtail: COOKIES THE COOKIES TOOOK MY FACE WHY DO YOU THINK THEY SO HANDOME???? SO I EATED THEM ANYWAY AND THEY BECAME MY BABIES! AND THEN CAKE HAD TO COMME AND STEAL THEM! BAD ALLIGATOR! BAD, I SAY!
Brambleclaw: Grr he's giving me a headache!
Brightheart: Yeah. You learn to live with it.
Brambleclaw: If I eat him, will he stop?
Brightheart: No, you would just get a bellyache.
Brambleclaw: What if I bit him? Like, really hard?
Cloudtail: YOU DARE BITE DIS COOKIE AND MY COOKIE ARMY WILL RISE FROM THE GROUND AND TAKE OVER THUNDERCLAN! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Brightheart: That would give you a toothache.
Brambleclaw: What If I kissed him?
Cloudtail: .O.
Brightheart: Yep that should do it.
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Warrior Cat Randomness: The crack!
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