Hollypaw: Hey Jaypaw. Are you coming to this school too?
Jawpaw: Sadly. The mustache made me do it.
Hollypaw: ?
Lionpaw: Hey guys.
Jaypaw: Wow you're here too?
Lionpaw: No, I am going to the next school over.
Hollypaw: Is it for fighting?
Lionpaw: Uhh... SURE! *Runs*
Hollypaw: That was weird.
*In class*
Honeypaw: Yay I am so exited!
Berrypaw: Derp you all.
Hazelpaw: -_-
Slaoganpaw: Hey guys!
Mousepaw: Who brought crazy?
Jaypaw: *Shrugs*
Insanekit: Hello, apprentices, I will be your teacher :P
Hollypaw: OMSC NO!
Insanekit: Yes, it's me!
Berrypaw: *Saying derp repeatedly*
Insanekit: QUESTION NUMBER ONE: If Hollypaw has 6 mice, and she gives three to Mousepaw, What is the mass of the sun?
Berrypaw: Yes!
Insanekit: Correct!
Hollypaw: AHH MOUSEPAW I WILL NOT GIVE YOU MY MOUSES!
Mousepaw: YESH U WILL! *Attacks tail*
Hollypaw: ...
Insanekit: Sloganpaw has 47 bundles of catmint, and he eats 39. What does he have?
Hazelpaw: Problems.
Berrynose: AN UNCONSCIOUS BODY!
Insanekit: Right again!
Facepaw: /)_-
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Warrior Cat Randomness: The crack!
FanfictionA group of friends has stumbled upon the land of warriors. Normal warriors would be some epic prophecy journey stuff. Not that this book isn't epic. But this isn't just normal warriors. If this was just a book about cats, would it have Pokemon, Tac...