Brook: Dang it Stormfur, I knew you shouldn't have gone to visit the clan cats! They're all mental!
Stormfur: YOU'RE A MENTAL CORN!!!
Brook: /)_-
Stromfur: STOP FACEPLANTING IT'S NOT GONNA MAKE IT GROW!
Brook: How much time did you spend with Jayfeather?
Stormfur: I COUNTED TO INFINITY! TWICE!
Brook: It was Starstar, wasn't it?
Stormfur: IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS POTATO GUY!
Brook: Really, stormfur? I'm gonna call you loudfur from now on.
Stormfur: Well- well i'm gonna call you... ANNOYINGBROOK!
Brook: This is rubbing off on the tribe, Loudfur.
Stoneteller: THE STONES SPEAK TO ME! THEY TELL ME THINGS... evil things. >:)
Wing: I CAN FLY! *Jumps off of cliff*
Flight: I WILL SAVE YOU! I'M A HELICOPTER! *Runs around in circles*
Stormfur: Oh, it's not that bad!
Talon: LOOK AT DA PRETTY BIRDIE! *Gets carried away by hawk*
To- be's: *Poking a grizzly bear with French fries*
Lark: Look, mommy! Stormfur says that if I go underwater and hold my breath for twenty minutes, I get to see the past leaders!
Brook: LARK NOOO! *Grabs her*
Stormfur: Ok, it's bad. ALL SURVIVORS GATHER AROUND ME!
Crag: Errr I'm the only one who's not corrupted...
All other cats exept brook and lark: *Gone*
Stormfur: Ok, Crag, to decide who gets to be the new leader, we have to have a manly contest!
Brook: Finally!
Stormfur: TICKLE WARS! I GET BROOK!
Lark: Aww he sucks at tickle wars!
Brook: e_e
Crag: *Attacks stormfur with a feather*
Stormfur: AHHH!
Lark: LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Brook: ._.
*After tickle wars*
Crag: I WANT A JELLY BEAN! WE SHOULD HAVE A SOCK WAR! AND A FISH WAR! LIKE RIVVVVVVVVEEEERRRRRRR CCCCCLLLLLLLAAAAAANNNNNN!
Lark: I FOUND CATMINT! AND ATE IT!!!! *Attacking own tail* ^O^
Brook: ...
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Warrior Cat Randomness: The crack!
FanfictionA group of friends has stumbled upon the land of warriors. Normal warriors would be some epic prophecy journey stuff. Not that this book isn't epic. But this isn't just normal warriors. If this was just a book about cats, would it have Pokemon, Tac...
