Longtail: WELCOME TO LONGTAIL'S TACOS WHERE EVERYONE IS HAPPY! EXCEPT COWS. AND FISH. And vegetarians... and people who have the sense not to eat my food... BUT ANYWAY EVERYONE IS HAPPY!
Firestar: MY NOTHING SOLD SO WELL I DECIDED TO SELL IT HERE FOR FREE. YOU HEAR ME, PEOPLE? YOU CAN GET NOTHING FOR FREE! NOTHING AT ALL!
Jayfeather: Meep.
Longtail: HI JAYFEATHER ARE YOU HERE TO EAT MY TACOS?!
Jayfeather: No I run tacobell.
Longtail: Oh ok. KEWL!! TACO BESTIES!
Jayfeather: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....No.
Longtail: :(
Tawnypelt: ATTENTION EVERYONE I HAVE PRETZELS FOR SALE! BUT I WANT THEM! SO I BOUGHT THEM! AND GAVE THE MONEY TO MYSELF! AND THEN BOUGHT THEM AGAIN AND GAVE MYSELF A TIP!
Sloganpaw: HAI EVERYONE THESE ARE MY SIBLINGS HAZPAW AND FACEPAW!!
Hazpaw: I HAZ A PAW!
Facepaw: /)_-
Longtail: DU YOU WANNNA TACO?1
Hazpaw: YES! *Buys one* I HAZ TACO!
Facepaw: /)_-
Tawnypelt: *Giving self money* WOW I AM REALLY MAKING A PROFIT HERE!!!
Jayfeather: ...
Raintail: *Appears* I'M A PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!
Longtail: Yay sole mate!
Raintail: AHH IT'S AN OLD CAT!
Longtail: ...
Raintail: ...
Jayfeather: ...
Firestar: ...
Sloganpaw: ...
Hazpaw: ...
Facepaw: ....
Tawnypelt: I'M GONNA BE RICH! *Putting money in cash register then taking it back out and eating pretzels*
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Warrior Cat Randomness: The crack!
FanfictionA group of friends has stumbled upon the land of warriors. Normal warriors would be some epic prophecy journey stuff. Not that this book isn't epic. But this isn't just normal warriors. If this was just a book about cats, would it have Pokemon, Tac...
