Bluestar: *In a dungeon* WELCOME TO MY DUNGEON OF EPICNESS!
Squirrelflight: NO NOT THE BLENDER!
Bluestar: *Looks over shoulder* Hollyleaf, that is a Toaster oven.
Squirrelflight: DID YOU JUST CALL ME HOLLYLEAF?
Smallear: SHEER THE BEEF! SHEER THE BEEF!
Squirrelflight: *Dies*
Hollyleaf: Le toaster strikes again -------->
Meepkit: Meep. :]
Smallear: ...
Meepkit: *Is sucked up by alien tractor beam*
Bluestar: ...................................THE BLENDER DID IT! *Shoots poptarts from a spoon and flies away to the nyan cat song*
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Warrior Cat Randomness: The crack!
FanfictionA group of friends has stumbled upon the land of warriors. Normal warriors would be some epic prophecy journey stuff. Not that this book isn't epic. But this isn't just normal warriors. If this was just a book about cats, would it have Pokemon, Tac...