Firetstar: ALL RABID MONKEYS MEET AT THE BIG BANANA FOR THE RABBIT APOCALYPSE!
Thundrclan: *Assemble Below the highrock*
Brambleclaw: What is it now?
Firestar: I SPENT ALL OF OUR PROFITS ON BUYING CLOUDTAIL A BUNCH OF ANTIQUE SPORKS AND NOW WE ARE BROKE. SO I DECIDED WE SHOULD CHANGE OUR NAMES AND MOVE TO CANADA!
Thunderclan: *Groans*
Longtail: Hold on what do we even use as money?
Spottedleaf: Um, herbs and prey.
Longtail: I guess that makes sense...
Firestar: MY NEW NAME IS GOING TO BE AMAZING.SHOE.TACOBELL, OK? BRAMBLECLAW, YOU ARE NOW BRAMBLE.POOPED.IN.THE.SHOE. HOLLYCLAW IS SHARPIES.INVADING.SHARK.ISLAND. JAYFEATHER, YOU'RE GRUMPY.AND.I.KNOW.IT, AND LIONBLAZE, YOU ARE MISTER.CHICKEN.BAKA.
GRUMPYANDIKNOWIT: I AM NOT GRUMPY!
SHARPIESINVADINGSHARKISLAND: THAT NAME IS AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE!
MISTERCHICKENBAKA: What is a chicken baka?
BRAMBLEPOOPEDINTHESHOE: -_(\
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Warrior Cat Randomness: The crack!
FanfictionA group of friends has stumbled upon the land of warriors. Normal warriors would be some epic prophecy journey stuff. Not that this book isn't epic. But this isn't just normal warriors. If this was just a book about cats, would it have Pokemon, Tac...
