Bluestar: LET THE ELDER WARS, BEGIN!
Greystripe: On team one we have One-eye, and on team two, I give you small ear!
Smallear: WHAT?
Greystripe: I SAID- oh nevermind.
Sndstorm: you can do this, smallear!
Cloudpaw: GO ONE-EYE
Smallear: WHAT???
Bluestar: I said begin! NOW GO!
Smallear: *Moving forward really slowly*
One-eye: Limping in slow motion*
Whitestorm: :|
Smallear: Yoooooooooo arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr goinnnnnnnnnnnnn dowwwwwwwnnnnnnnnn
One-eye: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Fireheart: ...
Smallear: HERREEEEE IIIIIIII COMMMMEEEEEE....
One-eye: CHHHHHHAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGEEEE
Ashpaw: Are they even moving?
Fernpaw: I dunno. let's bail. *Leaves*
Ashpaw, Thornpaw, swiftpaw: *Leave*
Cloudpaw and brightpaw: Go one-eye... *start to fall asleep*
One-eye: GET BACKKKKKKKK HERRRRRRREEEEEEE YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
Smalllear: WWWWWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAATTTTTTTTT?
Everybody except for bluestar and greystripe: *Leave*
Cloudpaw and brightpaw: ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Dappletail: *Walks in circles around One-eye who is barely moving* *Goes back to elder's den*
Greytripe: *Yawns*
Smallear and One-eye: About to reach eachother*
Bluestar: Fight fight fight fight fight!
Greystripe: yayyy.
Smallear: Swings paw really slowly*
One-eye: YOOOOOOOUUUUUUU SHOULDN'T HAVE DOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE THATTTTTTT....
Smallear: WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT?
One-eye: *Falls asleep at smallears's paws* -_-
Bluestar: NUUUUUUUU I WILL SAVE YOU, ONE-EYE! *Turns into nyan cat and flies away*
Smallear: I WIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!! *Falls asleep on top of him.*
Greystripe: ._.
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Warrior Cat Randomness: The crack!
FanfictionA group of friends has stumbled upon the land of warriors. Normal warriors would be some epic prophecy journey stuff. Not that this book isn't epic. But this isn't just normal warriors. If this was just a book about cats, would it have Pokemon, Tac...
