Jonah | Girl
"HELLO PICKLES!"
"What cruelty is this?
"I only give nicknames to certain people. You should be honoured young lady."
"How are you so sure that I'm 'young' old man?"
"I am not old! In fact, I'm very young!"
"Sure you are."
"I am."
"How old?"
"Eighteen."
"Wha- We're the same age."
"HAHAHAHA! YOU CAN'T CALL ME OLD NOW!"
"You can't call me young either."
"OH. OH YEAH."
"Too bad."
"But at least I can figure out what your name is."
"You hardly even told me what your name is. All I got was a bloody letter."
"And that bloody letter is what my name begins with."
"There about a million different names that start with J for pickles' sake!"
"I'll leave you to figure it out then."
"But why!"
"..."
"DID HE JUST HANG UP?!?! YOU EVIL LITTLE JELLYFISH."
A/N: I call people pumpkins. Yeah. I know.
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