Jonah | Girl
"JJ, is your name Jamie?"
"Nope."
"James?"
"No."
"Jim?"
"No.
"Jay?"
"No."
"Jacob?"
"No."
"Jared?"
"No."
"Jayden?"
"No."
"Jack?"
"No."
"Jesse?"
"No."
"Jonathan?"
"No."
"Johannes?"
"No. Are you giving up anytime soon?"
"A PICKLES NEVER GIVES UP!"
"Okay. If you insist Pickles."
"You're infuriating. Why can't you have an easy first name?"
"It is easy!"
"According to you."
"It is easy though!"
"So if I say it will you admit it?"
"Ah no."
"PLEASE."
"Nope."
"Hmm what about John?"
"No."
"What about Joseph?"
"No."
"This would be weird but Julian?"
"No... Why would it be weird?"
"I well, know a person called Julian. He's weird."
"Right..."
"Joshua?
"No."
"SAY IT."
"No."
"PLEASEEEEEEEE."
"..."
"Did you end the call?! That's the coward's way out- Hold on, you won't be able to hear me. Your loss anyway because I am fabulous."
A/N: You are fabulous Pickles!
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