Jonah | Pickles
"JJ.."
"Yes?"
"Do you wanna build a snowman?"
"It's summer... There isn't any snow."
"Come on! Let's go out and play!"
"Uh, how do I say no?"
"I never see you anymore."
"Yeah because we've never met. Is this some crazy stalker way to see my face and get my address?"
"Come out the door."
"HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M BEHIND MY FRONT DOOR?!?"
"It's like you've gone away."
"Yeah, because you're scaring me."
"We used to be best buddies."
"We were?"
"And now we're not."
"Er... Okayyy."
"I wish you would tell me why!"
"Er? Well, I don't know."
"Do you wanna build a snowman?"
"I'll pass, Pickles."
"It doesn't have to be a snowman."
"A pickled onio- hold on. What're you doing Pickles? You're scaring me. Go away and become your normal self and then come back."
"Okay. Bye."
"What."
"..."
"Hell-"
"BAHAHAHAHA. THAT WAS A SONG FROM FROZEN. YOU FELL FOR IT. OH MY GOD. HAHAHAHAHA."
"Ok. Wow. Elsa is out."
"ELSA COME BACK."
"..."
"You just admitted that you are Elsa. Okay bye.."
A/N: I know, I know. Frozen is old but I saw it while I was flicking through TV channels. Plus, I feel like this song fits PO in a weird way.
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