Jonah | Pickles
"JAWS!"
"Couldn't stay away from my hot voice I see..."
"What in the actual world."
"Oh come on Pickles. We both know that a certain someone by the name of Pickles can't stay away from me and my gorgeous voice."
"Haha. Poor Picklesband her life choices but you see, my name really isn't Pickles so it can't be me."
"Oh right."
"Did you forget the fact that I had a real name and that I'm not actually called Pickles?"
"What? No! Pshh. No. Haha!"
"Sure."
"Yup. Totally didn't forget."
"Lies. IN THE AIR. IT'S AN INFESTATION."
"Haha. Very funny but either way, you couldn't stay away from me."
"Because right now, you're the least boring person I can find."
"Oh."
"Huh."
"SEE. I'M OF USE AFTER ALL!"
"Yes, we're like friends."
"Right! The weird kind anyway."
"The over-the-phone-never-seen-faces-before type."
"Yeah. Exactly. Anyways as much as I'd like to continue talking, I have to get going to, ugh, school."
"Yeah same."
"Bye-"
"E."
"What? Have you gone mad and startes talking in random letters?"
"The first letter of my name starts with E."
"E-va?"
"Wall-E?"
"Haha, bye E-va."
"Bye Wall-E."
A/N: Friendzoned. Ouch. Pickles has a name other than Pickles? ( I hear y'all going "Well nah.") Well, JJ first gets sleepzoned and now friendzoned. Poor cinnamon roll.
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