Jonah | Lilo
"Hi."
"Huh?"
"Since when do you sound-"
"Poot?"
"High pitched?"
"Pip pip."
"What the actual-"
"Nonononono. Say poot! SAY POOT!"
"PICKLES NEEDS HELP! DID YOU BANG YOUR HEAD."
"JO JO."
"Wait. Did you-"
*giggling and various other noises*
"OOF! SAY OOF. Doggy oof."
"I'm not a dog."
"I happy oof!"
"You're not a happy oof. You're a human?"
"I Lilo! I not Poot! I not oof!"
"Yeah Lilo! You're not Pickles are you?"
"Ickle?"
"Yeah?"
"Hehe. Funny!"
"Thanks!"
"Bye! I play oof!"
"Bye!"
*frustrated noises*
"Ish. Off! Off!"
"I'll end it. Don't worry."
"Wil-"
"..."
"..."
"Wait. Well, nevermind."
A/N: WE ARE AT #100 IN SS! YAS PEOPLE! THIS IS AMAZING :)).
WHO IS LILO? Lilo is a child fyi.
Question apart from the one up there: Vampires or Werewolves?
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