Pickled Onions

36 | nonsensical teasing

Jonah | Pickles

"So you talked to Fiorella.."

"Oh yeah. I thought I dialed the wrong number. Again."

"Poor poor JJ. Fiorella keeps on teasing me."

"Poor poor Pickles. What does she say?"

"She just shouts JJ whenever she can, almost told my brother and just says nonsense."

"YOU THINK I'M NONSENSE PICKLES?!?"

"What no! She just says... irrelevant things. You know?"

"Actually I don't. Irrelevant is very vague."

"..."

"Stop being clever with your words."

"Okay, but they aren't even that difficult."

"Yeah I know but they are difficult at this time in the morning. For me anyway."

"Okay..."

"Nice, simple words. It's too early in the morning for me to comprehend any hard words."

"It's ten in the morning. How is that early?"

"It's a bloody Saturday!"

"I got out of- ok maybe dragged out of bed at seven today and this happens every Saturday."

"Poor JJ, I feel sorry for you."

"It's not a big deal."

"I need my sleep."

"So does every other human being including me."

"YOU'RE HUMAN?!?"

"I'm only human."

"I MADE AN IMPORTANT DISCOVERY. HOLY COW."

"Not funny Pickles, not funny."

"Well I think it is. HAHAHAHA."

"Hmm, I wonder what will happen if I say a bunch of 'complicated' words right now."

"NO JJ. DON'T YOU DARE."

"A myriad of mindful monkeys decided that joining a flash mob was certainly not stimulating enough."

"That was random."

"Yeah, I just used random words that came into my head. The thing is, those words aren't even-"

"ARGH! WORDS. BIG WORDS. MALFUNCTIONING. I'M MELTING. SIZZLE. BURN! ARGH!"

"Those words aren't difficult though."

"..."

"Did Pickles hang up? No, sorry, she melted. Ok then. Pickles, you could've just had a cup of coffee and and you would've been fine but you chose the hard way. Laters!"

A/N: Jonah likes his sentences random.

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