Jonah | Girl
"Hey Pickles."
"Why did the banana go to the doctors?"
"Uh.. I don't know?"
"Because... HE WASN'T PEELING VERY WELL!"
"Are you serious?"
"No, I'm Harry Potter."
"..."
*noises of running*
"What're you doing?"
"Russian around."
"YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME."
"Stop stalin. THINK UP A DECENT PUN."
"This is dreadful."
"Yeah, I'm getting back at you."
"This is a punishment."
"That was GOOD!"
"Thank you."
"Anyway, I must stop stalin and should run! Bye!"
"Bye!"
"..."
"P.S. You used the 'stalin' one twice so, you lose."
A/N: #166 in SS!!! <-- I'm a rebel. My english teacher told us not to use more than two exclamation marks a line. HAHAHA. (I'm actually pathetic.) WOW! THANKS A LOT GUYS :D!
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