Jonah | Pickles
"I'm singing in the rain. I'm siiinging in the rain."
"Pickles, why did you destroy my eardrums?"
"I'm not that bad at singing!"
"Yes you are."
"No, I'm not."
"Have you heard yourself?"
"Yes, I sound amazing!"
"Actually, your voice sounds different to other people. Did you know that?"
"No.. You're a nerd. Did you know that?"
"There is nothing wrong with being a nerd. Plus, stereotypes only exist on Wattpad."
"You have Wattpad?!?"
"Yes."
"Oh my days, I must follow you."
"Ahaha. No. Then, you'll know my name."
"Oh come on! It's just a name!"
"It's my name so no."
"PLEASE."
"Non."
"Pretty please with pickled onions on top!"
"That'd be disgusting. I'm not the one with pregnancy cravings."
*sigh*
"Fine you foolish mortal."
"Pickles, I am the strongest immortal alive."
"Well that's contradictory isn't it because immortal means never able to die so obviously you'd be alive."
"Who is the nerd now?"
"Who said that stereotypes only exist on Wattpad?"
"Touché."
"HAHAHAHAHAHA."
"Whatever. At least I can sing better than you."
"OH NO YOU DON'T."
"Oh yes I did."
"I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU. BYE."
"Ok. We both know who will be running back to me."
A/N: And this ladies and gentlemen used to be called a fourth wall. It is now reduced to rubble! Hehe. I had to do that😇
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