Jonah | Pickles
"PICKLES!"
"YOU ABSOLUTE LIFESAVER."
"Huh?"
"It was getting so awkward with my friends back there. You called- I was going to call you to get out of it but then you called!"
"What can I say? I have a knack for saving the day. That rhymed!"
"You're so full of yourself. God."
"I'm fabulous, Pickles, you should know."
"Hehe yeah. Totally!"
"I detect sarcasm."
"WARNING! SARCASM LEVELS HIGH AT NINETY-SEVEN PERCENT!"
"WE'RE GONNA BLOW! TAKE COVER!"
"POOOOOOF!"
"Haha! That was hilarious!"
"Indeed. You sure know how to cheer someone up JJ."
"See. I told you."
"Touché."
"So, what was the awkward situation about, Pickles?"
"Erm, it's not that interesting. Really."
"Yeah, sure. Tell me anyway, I've got time on my hands."
"A..a friend decided to show up. And I'm having mixed feelings you could say."
"I see. Is the friend a good friend?"
"I don't know."
"Do you still like them?"
"It's been quite a long time."
"Oh. AT LEAST I'M HERE."
"YEAH."
"OH WAIT. THEY'RE CALLING ME IN WITH FOOD AND GRINS ON THEIR FACES. DAMN. I HAVE TO GO. CALL YOU LATER, AGENT JJ!"
"See ya, Madame Pickles!"
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