Jonah | Girl
HELLO JAWS!
i am honoured to be compared to a shark.
AWWW.. HE LIKES IT.
Wait. That was sarcastic wasn't it?
yup.
I can call you Jaws AND JJ. Okay?
okay.
*gasp* The TFIOS reference.
the what?
It's a book that teenage girls supposedly obsess over.
do you supposedly obsess over it..?
No.
why not?
Because I just don't. I read it. It's good but I don't make it even more overrated.
interesting. so, what are you doing?
Bobbing along to music. You?
reading. what kind of music do you like?
Oh you know the usual stuff.
mainstream music? i never pegged you as that kind of girl.
OH NO! NOT MAINSTREAM STUFF. I like blues and rock. What about you.
frank sinatra. the beatles. chuck berry etc. stuff like that.
WOAH. MY BROTHER AND ME LIKE THEM TOO.
oh nice! my parents own vinyls and got me into it from a young age.
WOAH. YOU'RE AHDWGWTHTE.
I'm what?
hfdfjdgdhdg bffhdgjs.
okay.
Sorry about that. My niece started to play with my phone!
oh it's alright! i have to go do some filing anyway! bye.
Bye!
Oh and P.S. have you noticed you never use capital letters?
Read | 12:30 a.m
A/N: The niece has taken over the phone.
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Pickled Onions
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