🌸Cartoons vs. Anime🌸

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[fluff, Sarada]

"Are you ready kids?"

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"Are you ready kids?"

"Let's "play"
todoku made sakende
Let's "save"
kanau made Agate."

"What's new Scooby-doo?
We're coming after you."

"Blow up louder
mukuchi na yousei wa soko ni iru."

"When he first woke up.
He realized he had snow white hair and glowing green eyes."

"Saa saa saa! Seishun SATSUBATSURON."

"'Cause when the world is losing all control
Teen titans go!"

"Itsuka togireta
Yume no tsuzuki hajimeyou."

"Wands and wings.
Floaty crowny things."

"Zutto yumemiteita   koware sou na kibou
toki o koe   kousa shita   sorezore no yasashisa."

"Yabba dabba doo!"

"Michi naru sekai no yume* kara mezamete
kono hane wo hiroge tobitatsu."

"A head of firey hair and
a turbo charged backpack."

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The little girl snatched the remote from her father's hand and changed the channel.

"Sarada..." her father said.

"I wanna watch Danny Phantom. Your Dinosaur Ball show sucks!" Sarada whined.

"You mean Dragon Ball."

"Yeah yeah, that." Sarada said. "Momma don't you think Danny Phantom is better than Dinosaur Ball?"

"Hmm...I don't know Sarada I like both shows and it's Dragon Ball not Dinosaur Ball," her mother answers.

"Well than The Fairly Odd Parents are better than both of those shows right?" Sarada asks.

"I guess it is in a way," her mother, Sakura says.

"Durarara is better than The Fairly Odd Parents," Sasuke says.

"Oh yeah! Well then the Flintstones are better than that!" Sarada exclaims.

"Mekakucity Actors."

"Teen Titans!"

"Assassination Classroom."

"Sponge Bob!"

"Owari no Seraph."

Sakura sighed not knowing what to do. She knew that at one point or another that'd get tired of arguing.

"Scooby-Doo."

"Akame Ga Kill."

"Dexter's Laboratory."

"Death Parade."

"The Powerpuff Girls!"

"Yuri on ice."

"Alright I've had enough!" Sakura yelled. "Both of your shows are great. Sasuke just prefers anime and Sarada prefers cartoons. Now will the two of you stop fighting!"

The two of them immediately stopped arguing an turned back to the TV, not wanting to face Sakura's wrath.

"And besides shows like the Flash and Green Arrow are the best," Sakura muttered.

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Hmm...

Honestly...

There isn't a best or a worst.

Well there sorta is.

And I'll tell you what the worst is,

Right after I push my nonexistent love life—

Shit!

I mean my nonexistent glasses up my nose.

The worst cartoons are the new remakes.

So what do you prefer?

Anime?

Cartoons?

Or just regular people shows?

Well I got to go.

I want to continue watching my shows.

Goodbye. 

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Written by 1-BUBBLES-1

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