SasuSaku OneShots

🌸Camping With the Uchiha🌸

[funny, fluff, Uchiha, camping AU]

"How about..." Obito tapped his chin, "Our entire family is murdered by... Wait for it... Sasuke's brother."

Sakura stared at the Uchiha seated next to her, "Itachi! You savage!"

Itachi shut his eyes and nodded, "Hey, it's bound to happen."

"Mm..." Sasuke shook his head, "I can't see it."

"And before you know it," Obito continued, "Itachi over here is working for a secret agency that's bent on destroying the world."

"That doesn't even sound logical..."

"Does everything need to be logical to you, Madara?"

Madara shrugged, "Of course. If you're going to destroy the world, you're going to destroy yourself along with it."

"That's coming from someone who knows what he's doing, right?" Obito cackled, "you wanna destroy the world yourself, Madara?"

"Maybe some other day." Madara leaned back on his sleeping bag, "why can't you boys act more mature? There's a lady in our presence."

"It's fine." Sakura chuckled, "I'm really enjoying myself."

"That's good." Itachi sighed, "wouldn't want any awkward family reunions when we get married, eh Sakura?"

"Yeah, you're right." Sakura grinned.

"What do you think, Sasuke? Will you be my best man at our wedding?"

"Hn." Sasuke shut his eyes, "are you dense? You just started yesterday."

"Are you okay, Sasuke?" Itachi gave his brother a weird look, "did I... Say something wrong?"

"Yes, you did."

That's right. I couldn't feel more out of place in this tent... Sakura looked around the small circle. Itachi Uchiha. He's my boyfriend as of... Yesterday, actually. He invited me on this camping trip with his brother and cousins. Madara Uchiha, which is his... I'm not even sure how he's related to them... He seems kinda old... Then Obito Uchiha, probably my favorite out of all of them. He's so funny and enjoyable to be around. And last but definitely not least, my classmate, Sasuke Uchiha. His little brother. Also, my childhood crush. I'm 19 now, and he's only 18, but... I've told myself I don't love him anymore, I've moved on with Itachi. But... Itachi seems to... Avoid me. Is a real relationship nothing like I imagined? And why does he keep leaving me with Sasuke? Does he know that if he does, it might kill me off some day?

"Hey, maybe Sasuke should have a turn." Obito reached his hand into the bag that held different objects for the game, "your sentence-story must contain..." He pulled out two slips of paper, "ooh, your girlfriend and your uncle."

"Whoa, whoa." Madara sat up, "are we going to go all pedophile, here?"

"Ha, that's what make them the best!" Obito laughed, "fine, fine. A new one. Your girlfriend and... your brother. Wait, I've already drawn this slip for the other one..."