SasuSaku OneShots

🌸Heart to Heart🌸

[fluff]

"Papa, how did you meet mama?" Sarada wanted to hear the story from her father for the first time.

"You're mama is probably the only pink-haired human to exist." Sasuke bluntly replied.

"That was lame."

"All right. Yeah, your mother's pink hair was the first thing I noticed about her."

"..." Sarada kept on staring at her father. Sasuke sighed before continuing.

"We became teammates, fought together during the war, got married and had you. The end."

"Lame." Sarada sighed.

"What's so lame about that?" Sasuke turned to look at his daughter with a raised eyebrow.

"Everything about your answer is lame? Is this how you talk to mama?" Sarada adjusted her glasses.

"This is how I talk to everybody." Sasuke replied casually.

"Except Nanadaime, you insult him." Sarada quickly replied.

"Stay away from him."

"Too late, I'm his student."

"I'll teach you whatever you want to learn."

"No thanks."

"I'm the only other Sharingan wielder."

"Rokudaime pops by every now and then."

"Kakashi doesn't have the Sharingan."

"He used to."

"Naruto will only spread his idiocy."

"Nanadaime is pretty cool."

"He's an idiot."

"At least he knows how to talk and not to be lame."

"He's the lamest person you'll ever meet."

"That's what I think about you."

"He can't even teach anything."

"He can."

"What can he teach you? Shadow clone?"

"I know the shadow clone jutsu."

"Since when?"

"Almost two years ago."

"Do you want to learn the rasengan?"

"That jutsu is for blonde Uzumakis."

"I can teach you the Chidori."

"I know that."

"Who taught you?"

"Rokudaime and Nanadaime."

"They can't use it. Only a Sharingan wielder can."

"Rokudaime created the Chidori."

"I'm the only one who can use it."

"I just said that I can use it."

"What if you awaken the mangekyo?"

"I'll ask Rokudaime and Nanadaime."

"Are you avoiding me?"

"You have a lot of work to do."

"I can make time."

"You can't and you won't."

"Do you hate me?"

"I don't hate you."

"Do you dislike me?"