Snowbaz one-shots (fluff and angst)

Try Me

Prompt:

"If I told you what I was doing there last night, you wouldn't believe me." "Try me."

Fifth year au!!!!!! (simon and agatha aren't dating in this.... Or anything i write)

Warning: mentions of suicide and also i create a spell bc i don't think there is a flashlight spell so yeah idk man

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-Simon

Baz has been acting weird. Really weird. Even for a vampire. Cause that bloody git is a vampire and i know i for a fact. Penny would argue that i don't know for sure because we have never seen him actually drink blood but that doesn't matter, does it?

I came to the conclusion that it does; that's why i decided to follow him down to the catacombs everyday till i find him.

Baz always goes after dinner, so i go now, too. I don't say goodbye to Penny or Agatha, and they don't try to follow me. I sprint across the lawn to the old chapel while stuffing a last scone in my mouth before i reach the door to the catacombs. Its easy for me to get in, i always express a true desire to enter so it always opens for me. The sun has been going down earlier lately and its going to be dark by the time in come back out so i light a torch and leave it standing with the Suess statue at the entrance.

The door groans as it opens, clearly irritated that it has to open again after having just shut after Baz. I step in and the door shuts behind me. Immediately i'm engulfed in darkness so i take out my wand and cast "See the light" to give me some way to see ahead of me. Im shit at spells and worse with words than a wand so its a shock that the spell always works.

I follow the heavy footsteps of my roommate but i'm always too far behind to actually catch up to him. I don't know how i don't catch him, i pass a few dead shriveled rats that definitely were not there yesterday. How is he so fast? After a few minutes the sound of his walking stops so i stop too. There a doorway 20 meters from me illuminated by Baz, a flame floating above his palm.

He steps through the doorway, more of a hole in the wall really and i slowly follow. I walk down to the doorway and look in. Baz still has a flame floating in his palm but he's standing in front of a beautiful headstone, and talking to it. This part of the catacombs is "Les Enfants" what the fuck is he doing here?

I decide to listen to what hes saying, hes probably plotting my downfall outloud.

"You know mother, i wish there could be a day of my life when you would be proud of me." i hear him say, then he laughs. "I'm a bloody good magician but that was fucking ruined huh? Fucking vampires and fucking Snow!" he laughs again but its more choked.

At first i think he might be crying; but he's Baz. He doesn't cry. He sneers, he raises his eyebrows. He glares and spits insults in your face. Then he falls. He drops to his knees, then sits on his heels.

"All i've ever wanted to do is make you proud." he says. I notice his face. Not sneer, no perfect arched eyebrows. Just huge tears rushing down his flushed cheeks and clinging to his sharp jaw. The flame from his palm has worked to snaking around his arms, now it make s its way back to his hand. Its slides down his hand till its just at his pointer finger. He brings his finger with the flame right in front of his face, as if he's studying it. Then slowly, slowly, slowly, he starts bringing it closer, closer, closer.

"BAZ NO YOU'RE FLAMMABLE" i scream just before its touching his porcelain skin. The flame goes out and the room is engulfed into darkness. I don't know why i did that but i did. I don't waste any time before i start running, running, running until i'm back at the door. I burst out and grab the torch from Suess before running across the lawn to Mummers. I fly up the stairs to the window of our dorm. I can't see the chapel from here but i see Baz stomping into the Wavering woods. I should probably follow him, i still don't know what he was doing in the catacombs, but i'll ask him later.