Snowbaz one-shots (fluff and angst)

I hate you; what?

Prompt: "I hate you." "No, you don't." "I totally do." "Right, then why are you hugging me?" "I plan to kill you with kindness. Slowly. Painfully." "Yeah, I'm clearly in so much pain."

Second prompt combine into the story: "Wait we haven't told her yet?"

After carry on so for once, it's not an AU and kinda a different writing style

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"Baz" I poke his cheek.

"Baaaaaaz" poke.

"Baaaaaaaaaaazzzzzz!" poke.

He sighs "Yes Snow?"

"Hi"

Another sigh "Hi. What do you want."

I shrug "I don't know. How are you?"

"Fine." he looks back at the book in his hand.

"Are you gonna ask me how I am?"

"No but I suppose you want me too." he rolls his eyes and I pout.

He sighs once again "Alright, how are you?"

"I'm bored." he rolls his eyes.

"Of course you are."

"Do something with meeee"

"No, I'm busy." he shoves my face away from his lap and I fall off the couch.

"Doing what?" I sit back on the couch and wrap my arms around him.

"Plotting." he smirks and puts one arm around my shoulder.

"You're fucking kidding right" I glare.

"What would make you think I'm joking, Snow?"

"Well darling, maybe because you're my boyfriend." I wrap my arms tighter around his middle and smirk knowing he loves to pet name.

"That doesn't mean I can't be plotting.' he smirks back at me.

"I hate you"

"No, you don't."

"I totally do." I squeeze tighter.

"Right.... Then why are you hugging me."

"I plan to kill you with kindness. Slowly."

"I see."

"Painfully" I squeeze him tighter about he doesn't react.

"Yeah I'm clearly in so much pain, your plan is working beautifully."

"Fuck you."

"Maybe later, I told you I'm busy plotting."

I groan "Fine, whatever." I try to get up but he has me in a death grip and isn't going to let me go.

He sets his book down "Plotting can wait till later, actually." he smiles a rare smile at me and then kisses that mole on my cheek, just like he always does.

Penny slams the front door opened and scares us, making us jump apart.

"Hey boys, Agatha's here!" Penny says walking in the door holding a suitcase.

Agatha follows her in with a large purse on her shoulder.

"Oh hey, when did you get here?" I ask her I definitely wasn't expecting her.

"Do you forget me telling you every day the past week and this morning before I left to get her from the airport?" Penny yells from the kitchen.

"Nope, not at all."

Agatha is looking at Baz with confusion draw on her face. "Hey boys... not to be rude but why is Basil here?"

Penny saunters into the living room again and explains "Oh Baz is always here. At first, this was the Bunce-Snow flat but not its the Bunce-Snow- Grimm-Pitch flat. He never leaves."

Agatha frowns "But I thought you all hated each other? Why is he here if you hate each other?"

Baz, penny and I look between each other and then burst out laughing all at once.

"Wait we still haven't told her yet?" Penny questions Baz and me between chuckles.

Agatha steps closer to us in the living room "Haven't told me what?"

Baz cooly speaks "Snow and I are dating, Wellbelove. He's my boyfriend, I'm his boyfriend." he wraps his arm back around my shoulder.

Agatha's face his shock written all over it "How the hell did that happen?"

"Oh, it's a beautiful story, really Agatha. You should hear it." Penny quips sarcastically.

Agatha sits in our arm chair across from the couch and Penny sit on the arm.

"Alright well, now you have to tell me." Agatha demands. I look at Baz and he nods in confirmation.

"I'll order some take out in the meantime." Penny offers and we all agree.

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30 minutes later we are all sat on the floor around the coffee table eating Chinese from take out boxes.

BAz and I explained to the best of our ability to Agatha about what happened in the woods that night. And the day after. We explained what happened with the Humdrum, too since she wasn't caught up on that. It was a bit of a shock for my wings to suddenly appear during the middle of dinner when the spell wore off. Most of the time Agatha just nodded along with what we were saying and Penny pointed out any details we missed.

"Okay, so" Agatha looks up and between the two of us and then at Penny "Why the hell didn't we catch on sooner?" she looks at back at us "and when is the wedding?"

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Cute? Yeah? Ugh I'm so sorry this sucked

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