The next day, Jon and Arin marathoned all of "RuPaul's Drag Race" seasons four, five, and six, just because they could. Jon had never seen it, so Arin basically forced him to watch it. The only condition was Arin had to watch "Doctor Who", a show he has never seen, with Jon.
~Group chat
12:34am (EST)
Barry: Where the fuck is Arin? He said he'd be on??
Chris: He suckeths upon Jons toes
Barry: I mean probably
Barry: But he can still text with toes in his mouth!
Ross: smelly toes
Dan: They're probably just busy. Let them do what they want.
DD: I thought you would be jealous, Dan. Yaknow, since you guys... uhh...
Chris: You fucked
Dan: We didn't fuck at all. It was totally fluffy. Trust me, neither me or Arin were ready for that.
Chris: If you say so.
Ross: sex is great you guys are missing out
Dan: Well Ross I'm happy to see you stopped talking like a moron.
Dan: But also how would you know that sex is awesome?
Barry: You haven't told them?
Dan: Who was it?
Chris: Holy shit spill my nig
Ross: holly
Dan: AHHH finally!!!
Ross: what do you mean finally you prick
Ross: i dont share secrets for a season
Dan: oh sorry Ross.
Chris: Boi I thought we shared everything?
Ross: sure
DD: Okay let's not get awkward. I see some people reading and not typing.
Vernon: I'm eating pudding, sorry.
Ross: pudding is icky sticky
Ross: i love it
DD: Matt...
Matt: Why you gotta call me out like that?
DD: Because Arin isn't here and everyone is quiet!
Dan: Yo wanna go play LLYMABP?
DD: I'm busy working on a sprite.
Dan: Stream it, I'll be there.
DD: Fine. Let me get it set up.
Chris: Here I come my boy
Chris: No really here I come
DD: Chris if this is you at my door...
DD: Nevermind Julien came back with groceries.
Chris: I was making a jizz joke
Chris: poor timing
Ross: okay smelly start the stream
2:06am
Arin: Hey guys! Jon is asleep.
Arin: is every in bed already?
Arin: Goodnight guys
Arin: And gals
Arin: I hope you all don't mind, Jon wanted to be added. Can I?
Chris: Is he cool?
Ross: no
Arin: Yes, he's cool af
Chris: Ross?
Ross: his peepee smell
Chris: Me too. Add him.
Arin added Jon to the chat.
Ross: begone thot
Arin: Be nice.
Ross: please begone thot
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Dirty Hacker✖️Egobang
Fanfiction✨Video games have never been more exciting. 🌟Egobang - Arin Hanson x Dan Avidan 🌙Incomplete 💫Written by Maya Carson ⚠️Trigger Warning: self harm ☀️highest rankings: #1 in polygrumps #1 in shipgrumps #4 in egobang #5 in gamegrumps
