~Group chat~
Chris: Hey Matt
Matt: What stinky
Chris: Hypothetical
Ross: Is this going to be the same one you told me earlier
Barry: Chris don't please
Chris: Ross quiet don't spoil it
Chris: Matt hypothetical
Matt: Okay...
Chris: What would you do if I cloned your mom and fucked her?
Matt: I don't care what you do with her she's a clone.
Chris: But she's your mom. She has all of your moms memories and feelings.
Ding Dong: Chris it's just a clone
Matt: Thank you Ding dong.
Chris: But it's your mom
Matt: I don't care it isn't really my mom
Chris: YES IT IS!
Matt: IT'S A CLONE
Julien: Is she 6 inches tall?
Chris: No she's normal height
Chris: and it's Matt's Mom
Matt: I'd be mad at you for fucking my mom
Chris: BUT YOU JUST SAID IT ISNT REALLY YOUR MOM
Matt: IT'S STILL A CLONE IT ISNT MY REAL MOM
Ross: You're an ass Chris
Chris: Thank you papa Ross
Matt: I hate you
Chris: Matt another hypothetical
Matt: No
Chris: Yes
Arin: Hey guys
Matt: No
Arin: Okay Matt I see how it is
Ryan: Jeez Matt
Chris: Yeah Matt wtf
Matt: Fuck you guys I'm out
Barry: Hey Arin is Jon still at your house?
Arin: Yeah but he's going home tomorrow.
Ross: Why hasn't he been active in the chat since you added him
Arin: Idk maybe he doesn't want to deal with your bullshit
Chris: He loves my bullshit
Chris: I want Jon to vore me
Arin: I'll tell him that
Ross: I want to vore Jon while he vores Chris
Ryan: I want to vore Ross while he vores Jon while he vores Chris
Arin: Sounds like a plan
Ding Dong: You guys are gay
Chris: Julien how mad would you be if I called you King Julien from Madagascar from now on
Julien: I'd be honored
Ding Dong: Julien how are you texting shouldn't you be driving home from work rn
Julien: I took an Uber
Ding Dong: So I've had the car all day wow oops
Chris: Dingus you're silly
Chris: Yo we should hang out soon
Ross: I'm down
Ding Dong: When I gotta see if I have work
Arin: Am I just not in this?
Ross: Unless you wanna take a plane out here
Ross: You should come home with Jon
Ross: Unless you're sick of each other already
Arin: I mean if I have the money
Ross: I'll pay for your stinky plane ticket
Ross: Pm me your PayPal
Arin: I love having rich friends
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Dirty Hacker✖️Egobang
Fanfiction✨Video games have never been more exciting. 🌟Egobang - Arin Hanson x Dan Avidan 🌙Incomplete 💫Written by Maya Carson ⚠️Trigger Warning: self harm ☀️highest rankings: #1 in polygrumps #1 in shipgrumps #4 in egobang #5 in gamegrumps
