Private Party Chat
CareBarry: It's absolutely fine to like a guy you don't know in real life.
CareBarry: Right?
Egorapper: Idk whats wrong with him.
Egorapper: He's like no one I've ever met.
Egorapper: He's smart enough to carry on a conversation, but stupid enough to forget how to spell my name.
Egorapper: He's strong enough to stand up for what's right, but weak enough to break down over Skype.
Egorapper: He's hot enough to swoon over and dream about, by ugly enough so every girl in school doesn't chase him.
Egorapper: He really is amazing.
CareBarry: You guys are so cute when you play, too.
CareBarry: If you're on opposing teams, you won't kill each other.
Egorapper: But he's straight.
CareBarry: Yeah. Sure.
Egorapper: wtf does that mean?!
CareBarry: He told me that he was bi.
CareBarry: But mainly likes girls.
Egorapper: I bet after seeing what I look like, we don't have a chance.
Egorapper: I'm fat, girly, dumb ass hair.
Egorapper: Why would anyone date me and respect me?
CareBarry: Just go for it, dude. You're an incredible person.
CareBarry: Just go ask him out. Long distance relationships can work.
Egorapper: Okay.
Egorapper: DAN WILL BE MINE!
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Dirty Hacker✖️Egobang
Fanfiction✨Video games have never been more exciting. 🌟Egobang - Arin Hanson x Dan Avidan 🌙Incomplete 💫Written by Maya Carson ⚠️Trigger Warning: self harm ☀️highest rankings: #1 in polygrumps #1 in shipgrumps #4 in egobang #5 in gamegrumps