Ch. 30

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Private Party Chat

CareBarry: It's absolutely fine to like a guy you don't know in real life.

CareBarry: Right?

Egorapper: Idk whats wrong with him.

Egorapper: He's like no one I've ever met.

Egorapper: He's smart enough to carry on a conversation, but stupid enough to forget how to spell my name.

Egorapper: He's strong enough to stand up for what's right, but weak enough to break down over Skype.

Egorapper: He's hot enough to swoon over and dream about, by ugly enough so every girl in school doesn't chase him.

Egorapper: He really is amazing.

CareBarry: You guys are so cute when you play, too.

CareBarry: If you're on opposing teams, you won't kill each other.

Egorapper: But he's straight.

CareBarry: Yeah. Sure.

Egorapper: wtf does that mean?!

CareBarry: He told me that he was bi.

CareBarry: But mainly likes girls.

Egorapper: I bet after seeing what I look like, we don't have a chance.

Egorapper: I'm fat, girly, dumb ass hair.

Egorapper: Why would anyone date me and respect me?

CareBarry: Just go for it, dude. You're an incredible person.

CareBarry: Just go ask him out. Long distance relationships can work.

Egorapper: Okay.

Egorapper: DAN WILL BE MINE!

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