Dan Howell x Reader | Chris' Sister

Date Night

Well...here we are. You guys asked for it and you shall receive.

If you are uncomfortable with smut writing and language please skip this chapter. I will try to keep the disgusting euphemisms to a down low for my own sanity, but you have been warned. Sh*t's about to go down. If your not uncomfortable...

Enjoy ;))

(y/n)'s POV

Hey love, do you fancy for a date night at a nice restaurant?

My god "fancy" "love", you are so unbelievably British. And yes I would love to, you spork. What time? 

Says the northern woman. And reservations are at 7 :)

Hey, rude

You started it.

shut up

I'm thoroughly offended

Alright Winnie, I'll see you tonight <3

As in the pooh? 

Yes

Should I take that as a compliment?

Of the highest order

Good, see you tonight love

Alright...love

You are way too northern to say that properly

Fine, I wont call you my love then

Well I didn't say i didn't like it :'(

Ok, I will see you tonight love <3

You too love <3

 

I glanced over at the clock. It read 4 pm.

I took a shower singing so loud the neighbors probably called the police. wrapped in a towel I headed to my room still singing obnoxiously. I wrapped my hair in a smaller towel putting on a light layer of foundation, a small winged eyeliner, mascara, and a touch of lip stick. 

I wasn't a big fan of caking make up on my face, but I still wore some. Just natural.

I put away my make up, walking over to my closet sifting through the dresses.

I pulled out one dress I had gotten a while ago upon my friend's request. At the time, I had been reluctant to get it, but this was the best option I had in my closet.

I slipped it on turning back to my closet to find shoes.