"Okay, so I know that it seems a little cliche, but how does shopping sound?" Hazel whispered to me.
"That sounds amazing. I could use some girl time away from the love birds." I said, gesturing over to the two sleeping boys. Somehow, they had shifted in their sleep and Dan was now spooning Phil. Honestly it might just be the cutest thing in the universe. I placed down my tea on the coffee table and pulled out my phone. I waved Hazel over and she giggled. We took a selfie with them and I tweeted with the caption:
Wow, great boyfriends huh. I can't believe I have to compete with Phil for Dan's hugs...;p
"Are you okay with me saying boyfriends?" I asked, my finger hovering above the button. She looked at Phil, then at me and nodded. She giggled as their phones went off.
"Why do they put up with us?" I asked.
"I don't know. Were nice, I suppose. They like us." Hazel said.
"Or it's because we have boobs." I said, looking down at Dan, studying his hair. Hazel let out a snort and I looked at her.
"It's so true though." She said and I joined in her laughter. I stood up and planted a kiss on Dan's forehead. Hazel stood up and fixed Phil's splinge.
"I'll meet you at yours in like an hour?" I said, checking off the list of things I needed to do.
"Yeah, don't tell the boys though. I need to go Christmas shopping for Phil."
"Yeah, likewise."
We said our goodbyes and I hopped in the shower lathering my hair vigorously, to get the last of the rain from yesterday out. I finished up and stepped out, wrapping myself in a towel. I turned to see Dan standing there, smiling.
"Jesus christ! Don't do that!" I said. I placed a hand to my heart to feel the fast beating against my chest.
"You didn't wait for me." Dan said pouting.
"Yup, it's definitely because I have boobs." I said to myself.
"What?"
"Hazel and I were wondering why you guys put up with us."
"Boobs?"
"Well am I wrong?"
"Yes! I love you for your personality and humor and love and just everything about you." Dan said.
"Do you love me for this?" I asked sarcastically. He looked confused and I picked up my phone from the counter. I pulled up the tweet and showed it to him. He looked at me incredulously and I smirked.
"Okay, now that's just cruel."
I kissed him on the cheek and headed to our room, smiling to myself.
"Where are you going anyway?" Dan asked as I pulled out clothes.
"Shopping."
"With who? I know you hate shopping alone." Dan said.
"No one, I'm just going to go get some clothes." I lied. Dan looked at me for a moment before sighing and leaving the room. I got dressed and hugged Dan goodbye.
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Dan Howell x Reader | Chris' Sister
RomanceI wanted to to do a Dan x Fantastic foursome sister and there are a lot of Phil but no Chris. I thought I could base it off of PJ's twister video b/c it's frickin' hilarious. You are 22 and Dan is 24. You are staying with Chris while your apartment...