Dan Howell x Reader | Chris' Sister

Not in a Million Years

Hallo my lovelies! Enjoy!

(Y/n)'s POV

Still thinking about Dan failing to dress me, I laughed while taking a shower, doing my hair getting dressed and doing my make-up. That last one was especially difficult considering I couldn't stop giggling.

"Oh my God, are you still laughing at that?" Dan asked chuckling.

"Yes, it's funny! Don't judge me." I said composing myself the best I could. We made our way to Vidcon and entered a back room. Dan got called off to do something and he left Phil and I alone. 

"Do you want to hang back here and chat until mine and Dan's show-panel-thingy?" Phil asked, sitting at a table in the room.

I nodded and sat down across from him.

"Are you going to go to the thing?" Phil asked. 

"I hadn't really thought about that. I know Dan will want me there, but after last time, I don't know. I don't mind the comments just here and there, whatever, but calling me out like that was a little too much for me to handle." I said.

"Well, after that I could totally understand not wanting to go. Dan really likes you though. I mean you already know that, sure, but have you ever stopped and looked at the way he is around you? The way he looks at you? I don't mean to be critical, but if someone means that much to you, a little fan shouldn't ruin anything." Phil said. I smiled at him.

"You are really PHILisophical, you know. Thanks" I said.

"Oh not the puns. Props to you though I haven't heard that one before." He said, giving a light golf clap. I bowed and we both laughed.

"So, you got any girlfriends Phil?" I asked, turning the subject to him. 

A light pink dusted his cheeks and he answered quickly. "No! What? No." He said, obviously flustered.

"Spill." I demanded and he sighed.

"Ok, maybe I have a teeny crush on Hazel." He said his face flushing a darker color. Hazel...Hazel? I was racking my brain to picture her face in my mind.

"Oh the Irish Hazel Hayes!" I practically shouted causing him to shush me.

"Shush, not even Dan knows about it. I like weirdly trust you with information so don't blow it." He said quietly.

"Aww come on, let the ship cannon! You too would be cute! I saw the tipsy talk, Philly. The evidence doesn't lie." I said. He only looked away.

"I'm a girl, last time I checked. I can talk to her for you. I'll be subtle I promise." I said.

"No way! She would never like me. She's Hazel freaking Hayes, (y/n). That's like Dan trying to date Jennifer Lawrence." Phil said. 

"Um no! You have a shot. I'm doing it whether you like it or not. Is she here?"

"Fine and yeah." Phil said sheepishly.

"Good I'm inviting her in here, your phone sir?" I said stretching out my hand. He gave it to me reluctantly handed it over and I began to compose a text.

"So... J Law huh?"

"Or Evan Peter's." Phil said laughing. I frowned. I'll bring that up later.

Hello love! I heard you were at Vidcon and I am dying to see you! It's been so long. If you are free, come to the back break room to meet Dan's girlfriend and we can catch up! 😘

SENT

"What?! Love and a kiss face. Subtle my ass." Phil said reading over the text.

"Oh wow, your for real. You said ass." I said, astonished

His phone buzzed and he scrambled to open the message. Young love.

Yes! I would love to! I am dying to see you as well! See you in 10!😘

😃

He typed back sending a happy face.

"Aw my smol bean is texting all by himself." He pushed me still staring at the message.

"She sent a kiss face back!" He said grinning.

"Confidence is key." I said patting him on the shoulder.

"Thanks."

"Just call me the love doctor! Now to make Jasper a reality..." I said laughing.

Hazel came in, eyes shining bright, with a big smile.

"Phil!" She said, opening her arms for a hug. I was even tempted to hug her her accent is so damn charming.

"Hi you must be Dan's girlfriend." She said holding out her hand for me to shake.

"Yup, (y/n). Nice to meet you! You must be Phil's girlfriend!" I said playing dumb. A blush crept across her face and she stuttered.

"I-well-not exactly-wha-" I smiled and left, leaving them on their own. No need to third wheel.

I stopped almost bumping into Dan who caught my arms before I could.

"Oop, heh thanks."

"No problem" he said greeting me with a kiss. I was leaning backwards and he was bent over me, perfect weight distribution. He pulled away, leaving the soft flutter of butterflies in my stomach. 

"Well hello there." I said, flustered and he grinned. He reached to open the door but I stopped him, telling him about Hazel.

"Well it's about time. Everyone knows he likes her." He said. I smiled hugging him.

"OTP" I said softly and he chuckle. We stayed like this, hugging for a few minutes. It was comfortable.

"So... J Law? Evan P.? Care to explain?" I asked. He pushed me off holding me by the shoulders.

"What?" 

"Would you leave me for you celeb crush? I mean you have already met J Law, halfway there."

He looked at me for a couple seconds before pulling me back into our hug.

"Not in a million years"

Oooh that title reference. Nice. Also been obsessed with Baby Shark song. It's for like 3 and 4 year old but it's so damn catchy I can't get it out of my head!!!!! Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo baby shark doo doo doo doo doo baby shark doo doo doo doo doo baby shark!!